Oracle's definitions

curtainsider

Midland slang: Grotesquely fat woman, due to her clothing resembling the tarpaulin enclosing a curtainside lorry.

Shes a bit of a curtainsider.

by oracle February 5, 2004

carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

by oracle March 12, 2004

gurning chimp

George Bush

Yes, you know he is

by oracle March 12, 2004

clinker

see also teggit

Ouch! Teggits

by oracle March 12, 2004

jobs a goodun

See jobs a good'un.

Only seen it in print once, in Time Out London, and thats how it was spelled.

by oracle March 12, 2004

rhubarb

Complete and utter bollocks.

"Stop talking rhubarb"

by oracle March 12, 2004

road

Long strip of tarmac or concrete, used for motoring. Regularly sabotaged by new labour.

The roads are hell today

by oracle February 5, 2004