Oracle's definitions

rhubarb

Complete and utter bollocks.

"Stop talking rhubarb"

by oracle March 12, 2004

jobs a goodun

See jobs a good'un.

Only seen it in print once, in Time Out London, and thats how it was spelled.

by oracle March 12, 2004

cut up

Simalar to cut in, cut off. To drive in a manner that disrupts someone else, e.g to pull in to another lane of a road and force someone already in that lane to brake harshly to avoid a crash.

I was cut up AGAIN by audi man on the M1 last sunday.

by oracle January 31, 2005

artic

Articulated lorry, used for very fat woman. See also curtainsider.

PS The cold place is the ARCTIC, dumbass.

Shes a bit of an artic.

by oracle March 12, 2004

smoking

Way of paying large amounts of tax.

Dont talk to me about income tax... i smoke

by oracle March 12, 2004

xfm

xfm is alive and well in London on 104.9! ive got it on now!

This is Richard Bacon on XFM..

by oracle March 12, 2004

trap

To leave suddenly or without announcement, flee. Useful as hurried exclamation to others.

Situations in which you would trap:
1: Looking out of a window and seeing an aircraft heading towards you.
2: Arriving at a party to find that it is full of geezers all wearing stripy shirts and trying to pull to only bird present.

1: "TRAP!!!!"
2: "Think im gonna trap soon"

by oracle August 19, 2004