Definitions by Oracle

bus racing 

Outdoor game in London, or any other congested city. Players must race against a bus on foot. Very easy in the West End, much more difficult in suburbs. Very similar to bus pontoon.

"The tube was on strike again so I spent the day bus racing"

bus racing by oracle September 6, 2004

waffling 

To talk nonsense in order to fill time, a milder term for bullshit. Can be used as a term for meaningless sales speak. Verb form of waffle.

"Well its good value and I can see youre a man of taste.. blah blah.."
"Stop waffling and tell me how much it costs!!!"

waffling by oracle August 20, 2004

clean cutter 

A satisfying shit whereby the job is completed easily and completely.

"Ahh! What a nice clean cutter"

clean cutter by oracle August 20, 2004

sewer rat 

1: Rat that lives in a sewer.
2: One who enjoys anal sex, especially a male homosexual.

See: marmite miner, fudge packer, uphill gardener, etc.

"Time to trap, this place is full of sewer rats"

sewer rat by oracle August 20, 2004

oz pigeon 

Term for Australians in London, because theyre everywhere and shit on everyone.

Fuckin oz pigeons are everywhere!!

oz pigeon by oracle August 20, 2004

plastic pig 

Term for a Reliant Robin, small 3 wheeled car/van made from GRP in Tamworth. Made famous as the transport for del boy in the TV show only fools and horses. Very slow and has a tendency to roll over when cornering. Used as a term of abuse for any slow or crap car. See also metrocab.

Bloke: "Why were you so late?"
Another bloke: "Coz i was stuck behind a plastic pig all the way up the M42

plastic pig by oracle August 19, 2004

metrocab

The other approved model of London "Black cab", constructed of GRP in Tamworth. Favoured by some taxi drivers due to price. Boxy design (looks like a cross between an old volvo and a bus) means nowhere near as famous as the London Taxi. See also plastic pig.

Im not hailing that metrocab

metrocab by oracle August 19, 2004