Oracle's definitions

superkings

Brand of extra large cigarette.

"20 superkings please"

by oracle March 12, 2004

Butt nugget

Any unwanted chunky debris hanging within the recess of one's butt. Butt nuggets normally require a concentrated effort in order to remove them, such as but no limited to: heavy wiping with toilet paper, or hot water and soap.

by Oracle October 27, 2003

dean weight

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"More like a dean measure"

by oracle October 5, 2004

walrus

A boasting wanker, especially about money or supposed sexual prowess. From the nickname walrus applied to Joff Ennis, from the walrus-like rolls of fat on the back of his neck.

Walrus: Im so ace and ive just fucked 87 birds up the arse blah blah.....
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.

by oracle March 12, 2004

midlands

By far the best part of England.

BBC midlands today

by oracle March 12, 2004

metrocab

The other approved model of London "Black cab", constructed of GRP in Tamworth. Favoured by some taxi drivers due to price. Boxy design (looks like a cross between an old volvo and a bus) means nowhere near as famous as the London Taxi. See also plastic pig.

Im not hailing that metrocab

by oracle August 19, 2004

Harringay

Obscure area of north London, between Finsbury Park and Wood Green. Built in late 19th century, home to large Turkish population and (several) students due to low rents. The main street, Green Lanes is the home of the kebab and gun crime. Often confused with Haringey, the London borough which contains Harringay (the area).

"Lock the doors- we're driving through Harringay"

by oracle September 6, 2004