114 definitions by Oracle

rawhide

When your really stoned and rolling a joint takes for ever.

Rolling, rolling, rolling.....

by Oracle March 13, 2004

silverlink

Very slow train. Takes longer than the megabus, but costs more! Also slang term for skiving or driving too slowly.

Croft, why are you doing 60 on the motorway? Are you the silverlink?

by Oracle March 13, 2004

summon a bus

To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.

(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."

by Oracle March 8, 2005

needle

To annoy.

Youre needling me

by Oracle March 13, 2004

Queenheartles

1. Sow
2. Bzak mooey
3. Welfare fraud

Queenheartles, while snarfing in the trough, mooed at the simulated train running thru the kitchen, getting soot all over her poo-poo undies.

by Oracle December 17, 2003

john prescott

Rotund New labour minister. Known for driving 2 jaguars (sometimes at the same time) and punching people.

2 Jags Prescott

by Oracle March 13, 2004

hamster it

To crash or lose control of a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond (also known as 'hamster') of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.

"160mph? Careful you don't hamster it, son"

by Oracle October 7, 2006