croft

See James Croft
ez croft
by oracle February 25, 2004
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road

Long strip of tarmac or concrete, used for motoring. Regularly sabotaged by new labour.
The roads are hell today
by oracle February 05, 2004
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lotus

Sports car, stands for: Lots of trouble, usually serious.
My bloody lotus broke down again
by oracle February 06, 2004
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Polesworth

Small village near Tamworth, full of scallies. Term for slag.
"Shes a bit Polesworth"
by oracle March 12, 2004
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call ruth

To throw up, puke. From the "RUUUUUTTTHHHH" noise involved.
"He drank 13 pints of cider then went to call ruth"
by oracle March 12, 2004
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clean cutter

A satisfying shit whereby the job is completed easily and completely.
"Ahh! What a nice clean cutter"
by oracle August 20, 2004
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martin short

Excellent, amazing, superb.
My new jags absolutely Martin Short
by oracle March 12, 2004
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