deanth

An underweight bag of weed. Mimics the system whereby an 'eighth' = 1/8 oz and a 'teenth' = 1/16 oz. In practice a 'deanth' will be a bag sold as an 'eighth' but weighing noticeably less.
Named for a dealer who regularly sold such short measures.
"An eighth my arse, this is more of a deanth!"
by oracle November 29, 2006
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motorway

Large, dual carriageway road with special status (in UK, Ireland, Australia). International equivalents: Interstate, Autobahn, autostrada. No stopping, u-turns, etc. Maximum speed limit (in UK) 70mph/110kph. In practice the police leave you alone up to 100mph/160kph. No speed cameras are allowed on ordinary motorways (eg no roadworks, or otherwise reduced speed limits). Due to poor planning and low government spending on all transport, UK motorways are notoriously congested (the busiest stretch or road in Europe, the M6 through Birmingham, has only 3 lanes each way).
Shall we take the motorway or the a-roads?
by oracle February 01, 2005
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lichfield

Shithole. Like the inside of George Bush's head (theres fuck all there).
We've been robbed! This lounge looks like Lichfield!!
by oracle December 18, 2004
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artic

Articulated lorry, used for very fat woman. See also curtainsider.

PS The cold place is the ARCTIC, dumbass.
Shes a bit of an artic.
by oracle March 13, 2004
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klub extreme

An extremely bad club in Golders Green, London. About the size of my living room, and filled with tossers with moustakis.
Someone: "Let's go to klub extreme!"
Me: "Let's not."
by oracle March 19, 2006
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waffling

To talk nonsense in order to fill time, a milder term for bullshit. Can be used as a term for meaningless sales speak. Verb form of waffle.
"Well its good value and I can see youre a man of taste.. blah blah.."
"Stop waffling and tell me how much it costs!!!"
by oracle August 20, 2004
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undertake

To overtake a vehicle on the wrong side. Dangerous, and illegal in many countries, especially Germany where Autobahn (motorway/freeway) laws are extremely strict. Favourite activity of audi man, usually at dangerous speed. Audi man will also cut you up afterwards.
EG, in the UK where one drives on the left and overtakes on the right, passing on the left is undertaking.
by oracle February 01, 2005
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