Definitions by Oracle

tube tannoy 

System of stiff, pre-recorded announcements on the tube. Bastard annoying repeated at every stop every morning and evening.

"The next station is Charing Cross. Change here for the Northern Line and National Rail services. Alight here for Trafalgar Square"...Train stops..."This is Charing cross"...continues as before..."This is a Bakerloo Line train for Harrow and Wealdstone. This train is ready to depart- stand clear of the closing doors"... BEEP BEEP BEEP

tube tannoy by oracle March 12, 2004

bum stitches 

Tamworth term for slag. From a certain local girl who needed her arsehole stitched after heavy anal sex.

"Jesus, shes a case for Bum Stitches"

bum stitches by oracle March 12, 2004

Polesworth 

Small village near Tamworth, full of scallies. Term for slag.

"Shes a bit Polesworth"

Polesworth by oracle March 12, 2004

carrot cruncher 

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

carrot cruncher by oracle March 12, 2004

tammeth

Dialect pronounciation of Tamworth. Derogitary term for those of Tamworth origin (or tammies, as opposed to brummies of Birmingham origin.

Hes proper tammeth, dont know his arse from his elbow.

tammeth by oracle March 12, 2004

del boy

Poor, ineffective scam artist or con-man. From the TV sitcom, Only Fools and Horses.

Daves a proper del boy.

del boy by oracle March 12, 2004

needle 

To annoy.

Youre needling me

needle by oracle March 12, 2004