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To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.
(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."
by oracle March 07, 2005

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Inner London motorway system planned in the 1970s but never built (hence the horrendous jams today). Term can be used for any worthwhile government project that never materialises, such as the often touted "Birmingham underground" system.
The government will never build an underground system in Birmingham. It will be just like the London Box. Maybe there was a deal in the 1960s that Birmingham will get reasonable roads and London will get reasonable trains.
by oracle January 31, 2005

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Large council estate (US: "Project") in north Birmingham. Full of burning cars and gunfights.
"Shit me how did we end up in castle vale?!? Lock the doors.."
by oracle March 12, 2004

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Yellow reflective vest, popular with roadworkers, fork lift truck drivers, ravers and residents of Tamworth.
Oi! Who nicked my hi-vis?
by oracle February 05, 2004

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Excellent, amazing, superb.
My new jags absolutely Martin Short
by oracle March 12, 2004

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Brand of extra large cigarette.
"20 superkings please"
by oracle March 12, 2004

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See scam. Very crap mobile phone shop chain. Sell your new mobile number to scouse spammers.
Those fuckin scouse insurance salesmen are calling me again... bloody Carphone Warehouse...
by oracle March 12, 2004

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