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Butt nugget

Any unwanted chunky debris hanging within the recess of one's butt. Butt nuggets normally require a concentrated effort in order to remove them, such as but no limited to: heavy wiping with toilet paper, or hot water and soap.

by Oracle October 28, 2003

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plastic pig

Term for a Reliant Robin, small 3 wheeled car/van made from GRP in Tamworth. Made famous as the transport for del boy in the TV show only fools and horses. Very slow and has a tendency to roll over when cornering. Used as a term of abuse for any slow or crap car. See also metrocab.

Bloke: "Why were you so late?"
Another bloke: "Coz i was stuck behind a plastic pig all the way up the M42

by Oracle August 19, 2004

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tax

see gordon brown

Gordon the taxman

by Oracle March 13, 2004

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dean measure

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth named Dean, who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"DEAN MEASURE"

by Oracle October 6, 2004

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the tube

The London Underground, the first such system in the world. Resembles (and smells like) a small train running in a sewer. Beloved of Ken Livingstone. Takes forever to get anywhere (if its running at all).

Londoner: "London's ace coz its got The Tube blah blah..."
Brummie: "Fuck that it takes half an hour to go a mile- I can go 120mph in my car..."

by Oracle March 13, 2004

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