by Olly J July 25, 2007

noun. short for "The San Fernando Valley", an section of the City of Los Angeles, touching the north/west border of LA county. population 2.5mil (approx).
the closer to the edges of the valley you get (the hills), the nicer (more expensive) the property is. the closer to the center of the valley you get (Reseda, Van Nuys, etc), the more ghetto it gets.
The valley used to be agricultural (1930-50's) then became a suburb, then more recently has become more industrial and is becoming more urban.
Home to the largest Porn industry in the world (see chatsworth), the worlds most used road (the 101 freeway) and so much more. The valley is said to be where the excessive use of the word "like" first originated, but the rest of teen america seems to have picked that up now too.
see also "SFV" or "818"
the closer to the edges of the valley you get (the hills), the nicer (more expensive) the property is. the closer to the center of the valley you get (Reseda, Van Nuys, etc), the more ghetto it gets.
The valley used to be agricultural (1930-50's) then became a suburb, then more recently has become more industrial and is becoming more urban.
Home to the largest Porn industry in the world (see chatsworth), the worlds most used road (the 101 freeway) and so much more. The valley is said to be where the excessive use of the word "like" first originated, but the rest of teen america seems to have picked that up now too.
see also "SFV" or "818"
L.A. people constantly bad mouth the valley, but every time it tries to become it's own city, they vote that shit down, cus they know how much they need the bundles of money the SFV brings in to keep their over-populated schools, over-used roads and everything else running
the valley is about 100x better than the OC. in the valley you're never more than 10mins from a chill smoking spot (the hills). most of the OC doesnt even have hills.
the valley is about 100x better than the OC. in the valley you're never more than 10mins from a chill smoking spot (the hills). most of the OC doesnt even have hills.
by Olly J March 14, 2005

1. To be in disarray, not in order.
2. A difficult situation. Not easy to resolve.
3. The point during a party or night out where things are officially out of control. Careless, drink-spilling-kebab-dropping wanton chaos. NOT just a few drinks down the pub.
4. The weekend of May 6th-8th, 2005, AKA Closing Weekend for Club Destiny (Bournemouth, UK). After carefully researching and experimenting messiness for their whole lives, the staff and patrons of Club Destiny have come together one last time for a weekend that will certainly stretch to new limits the definition of the term "messy"
2. A difficult situation. Not easy to resolve.
3. The point during a party or night out where things are officially out of control. Careless, drink-spilling-kebab-dropping wanton chaos. NOT just a few drinks down the pub.
4. The weekend of May 6th-8th, 2005, AKA Closing Weekend for Club Destiny (Bournemouth, UK). After carefully researching and experimenting messiness for their whole lives, the staff and patrons of Club Destiny have come together one last time for a weekend that will certainly stretch to new limits the definition of the term "messy"
1. "This room is messy jerold, clean it up at once!"
2. "It was a messy divorce..."
3. "Mate you should have come out last night. After the 4th round of aftershocks it started getting messy..."
4. There are too many examples. for more info see clubdestiny.co.uk.
2. "It was a messy divorce..."
3. "Mate you should have come out last night. After the 4th round of aftershocks it started getting messy..."
4. There are too many examples. for more info see clubdestiny.co.uk.
by Olly J May 06, 2005

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.
sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.
taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....
... dental plan, lisa needs braces
sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.
taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....
... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
by Olly J July 08, 2005

nitrous oxide or N2O, is a gas used to put people to sleep for various surguries, increase the compression in an engine to make a car go faster, in the production of whipped cream and for recreational purposes.
any thing richer than 80% nitrous that is inhaled will cause blacking out, and possible brain cell asphyxiation if exposure is prolonged. inhalation of a more oxygen rich mixture can still produce an intoxicating effect, but without damaging the brain or body in any way.
nitrous sends you flying to other planets in a differnt dimension made of nothing. your senses are left behind as you fly through the unconcious and return to the insane soap opera absurdness that is modern life.
see also blue keg
any thing richer than 80% nitrous that is inhaled will cause blacking out, and possible brain cell asphyxiation if exposure is prolonged. inhalation of a more oxygen rich mixture can still produce an intoxicating effect, but without damaging the brain or body in any way.
nitrous sends you flying to other planets in a differnt dimension made of nothing. your senses are left behind as you fly through the unconcious and return to the insane soap opera absurdness that is modern life.
see also blue keg
dude: yo where the partys at?
me: over at marys, we hittin the blue keg all night long... *wawawawawawawawawawawawaw......*
me: over at marys, we hittin the blue keg all night long... *wawawawawawawawawawawawaw......*
by Olly J February 22, 2005

verb. to scroll up. sed in Instant Message conversations, generally during an arguement or debate of some kind. one person will tell the other to "scroll up" in reference to something they have said earlier in the conversation, implying that the other person may need to use the scroll bar to go back and re-read what has already been said.
see also "scroll up" or "^^"
see also "scroll up" or "^^"
person1: yer gay
person2: fuck you
person1: you're a total homo
person2: you think wearing a pink shirt makes me a fag?
person1: scroll ^
person2: fuck you
person2: fuck you
person1: you're a total homo
person2: you think wearing a pink shirt makes me a fag?
person1: scroll ^
person2: fuck you
by Olly J March 13, 2005

noun. www.myspace.com, a website that allow individuals to set up a page displaying their personal information, pics and blogs and allows connection of these pages to one another by adding "friends".
Used by many different types of people including: lonely single men, street racing crews, lonely emo teens, garage bands and djs, bored people, people with too much time on their hands, party crews, asians, hot chicks, people that want others to think they're hot chicks, and people with giant egos.
see also "myspace whore"
Used by many different types of people including: lonely single men, street racing crews, lonely emo teens, garage bands and djs, bored people, people with too much time on their hands, party crews, asians, hot chicks, people that want others to think they're hot chicks, and people with giant egos.
see also "myspace whore"
girl1: "OMFGWTF!!!1 did you see what he wrote on his myspace!!1"
dude1: "no, i'm not a myspace whore like you guys"
dude1: "no, i'm not a myspace whore like you guys"
by Olly J February 24, 2005
