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sandruff

n. a hair condition similar to dandruff that is most frequently caught from visiting the beach. A.K.A. sand in the hair, sandy hair
dude1: "dude what's all that shit in your hair?"
dude2: "oh we just got back from the beach. I got some serious sandruff going on..."
by Olly J June 24, 2005
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Ganja Claus

The mythical figure said to visit stoners that have been good in the last Weed Year, leaving them presents on 4/20 eve to reward them for their good behavior.

Ganja Claus is most often pictured as a jolly old rasta with long dredlocks, dressed head to toe in green. Rumours state that he flies through the sky on a lawn chair pulled by 8 giant sloths
dude: "you gonna roll another one?"
other dude: "nah we've only got a ten bag left any dan will need a spliff after work..."
dude: "wow man, that's nice of you. I hope Ganja Claus is watching..."
by Olly J April 22, 2007
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done

1. adj. denoting a state of completedness, Finished.

2. adj. Intoxicated; to be at such a level of intoxication from either drugs or alcohol that the person could be described as "finished" for the night. NOTE: describing someone or one's self as being "done" does not necessarily mean they will actually stop getting more intoxicated or that they are actually "done"

3. v. (past tense) sometimes substituted for the word "did".

4. v. to have sexual intercourse

5. v. to be insulted in a harsh manner; dissed(US),slated(UK),cussed(UK)

6. v. the act of being incriminated and punished; booked

7. n. abbreviation of methadone, a drug used as a subsitute for heroin (given to addicts to wean them off the H)

8. interjection; used in the south of the U.S.A., usually used to defer greater emphasis to a sentance or to imply that the speaker has already imparted this information before; already
1. Boss: "hey did you finish all that stuff I gave you earlier?"
worker: "yes sir, it's all done and on your desk"

2. guy1: "Dude! you looked fucked!"
guy2: "I been drinking and blazing since noon. I'm Done!"
guy1: "Nah, you aint done... hit this"

3. chef: "it's about time you done some work in this damn kitchen"

4. guy1: "man she is a hottie"
guy2: "yeeaaaaah boy, I done her last night after that house party"

5. guy1: "... and if you come back, i'll beat you like the puny little cocksucker that you are! bitch!!"
guy2: "ooooh, you just got *done* mate!"

6. guy1: "oi, where's jim?"
guy2: "locked up mate. he got done for nicked that old lady's purse"

7. smackhead: "'done aint enough... I need my H!"

8. hick1: "cletus! where's the damn shotgun, I's hungry!"
hick2: "I done told you we a'int got no bullets left!"
by Olly J June 8, 2005
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meatmarket

noun. a place or situation with the sole (stated or not stated) purpose of facilitating interaction of individuals for sexual/romantic activities.

The term draws parallels between real meat markets, where meat is hung up and displayed in plain view for people to look at, judge the quality of, and make decisions of whether to buy or not, and the atmosphere of many nightclubs/bars that are only seemingly in existance so individuals can display themselves to others for judgement and "aquisition", and likewise, size up and attempt to "aquire" others.

also used as an adjective to describe places possessing this quality.

see also "meat market"
girl1: "what are you up to tonight then? going out?"
girl2: "yeah we're going down to Elements for some drinks. wanna come?"
girl1: "EW, no! that place is such a meatmarket"
by Olly J February 24, 2005
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H Bomb

the word hell, as used by Meatwad, a character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a cartoon shown on Adult swim, on Cartoon Network.
by Olly J February 6, 2005
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myspace

noun. www.myspace.com, a website that allow individuals to set up a page displaying their personal information, pics and blogs and allows connection of these pages to one another by adding "friends".

Used by many different types of people including: lonely single men, street racing crews, lonely emo teens, garage bands and djs, bored people, people with too much time on their hands, party crews, asians, hot chicks, people that want others to think they're hot chicks, and people with giant egos.

see also "myspace whore"
girl1: "OMFGWTF!!!1 did you see what he wrote on his myspace!!1"
dude1: "no, i'm not a myspace whore like you guys"
by Olly J February 24, 2005
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the valleys

noun. the region of wales, north of newport and cardiff. filled with pikeys, chavs, townies, basically low-class knob ends that love to fight for little to no reason, drink 24 hours a day and pop out new spawn every 9months (or sooner if they've managed to convince more than one girl to bone them)

a total shithole filled with shitheads.

... oh, and they're welsh on top of it all
go into newport on a saturday night and you can see all the chavs that have come down from the valleys fighting in the parks.

the boys from dirty sanchez are from the valleys
by Olly J March 14, 2005
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