Ollie the Dog's definitions

C-Word

A polite way to say what is probably the most offensive word in the English language, "cunt."

Jane: "Bob called me the c-word!"
Sally: "That cocksucker!"

by Ollie the Dog November 11, 2005

truckhole

A driver who transforms from a regular person into a rude, dangerous roadhog when behind the wheel of a truck.

Did you see that soccer mom cut me off, and then hang out the window to scream at me and give me the finger? What a truckhole! I hope she spilled her latte on her cellphone.

by Ollie the Dog September 24, 2005

dinglefriend

Someone whom you do not particularly like, but with whom you hang around because he or she is a friend of a friend.

A: If you don't like Pete, why do you spend time with him?
B: He's my dinglefriend, what can I say?

by Ollie the Dog January 23, 2004

mana

Money, cash.

Dude, can you spot me some mana?

by Ollie the Dog January 9, 2004

bagpipes

A musical instrument given to the Scottish by the Irish. The Scottish, unaware that the Irish had played a cruel joke on them, have continued to play the bagpipes.

Why do bagpipe players always march? They are trying to get away from the sound.

by Ollie the Dog January 1, 2004

who's

How the grammatically-challenged spell "whose."

Yo, who's car is dat?

by Ollie the Dog December 30, 2003

n-word

Euphemism for the word nigger. Used by people who are afraid to say "nigger" (i.e., white people).

Child: Mom! Billy said the n-word!
Mom: Shut up and drink your gin!

by Ollie the Dog December 30, 2003