Ollie the Dog's definitions

chickenhead

When your head keeps bobbing up and down because you are falling asleep; often happens during a boring lecture or sermon.

The professor was going on and on about elipses of "wa" and "ga," and the whole room was chickenheading.

by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

there

How the grammatically-challenged spell "they're" or "their."

There over there, with there friends.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

bagpipes

A musical instrument given to the Scottish by the Irish. The Scottish, unaware that the Irish had played a cruel joke on them, have continued to play the bagpipes.

Why do bagpipe players always march? They are trying to get away from the sound.

by Ollie the Dog January 1, 2004

C-Word

A polite way to say what is probably the most offensive word in the English language, "cunt."

Jane: "Bob called me the c-word!"
Sally: "That cocksucker!"

by Ollie the Dog November 11, 2005

fly the bird

Extending the middle finger; often accompanied by the phrase "Fuck you!"

Some jackhole cut me off in traffic this morning, so I rolled down the window and flew him the bird.

by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

cloaca

An asshole

You are such a cloaca! Let go of my gun, you addled egg!

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003