n-word

Euphemism for the word nigger. Used by people who are afraid to say "nigger" (i.e., white people).

Child: Mom! Billy said the n-word!
Mom: Shut up and drink your gin!

by Ollie the Dog December 30, 2003

cloaca

An asshole

You are such a cloaca! Let go of my gun, you addled egg!

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

bagpipes

A musical instrument given to the Scottish by the Irish. The Scottish, unaware that the Irish had played a cruel joke on them, have continued to play the bagpipes.

Why do bagpipe players always march? They are trying to get away from the sound.

by Ollie the Dog January 01, 2004

truckhole

A driver who transforms from a regular person into a rude, dangerous roadhog when behind the wheel of a truck.

Did you see that soccer mom cut me off, and then hang out the window to scream at me and give me the finger? What a truckhole! I hope she spilled her latte on her cellphone.

by Ollie the Dog September 24, 2005

chickenhead

When your head keeps bobbing up and down because you are falling asleep; often happens during a boring lecture or sermon.

The professor was going on and on about elipses of "wa" and "ga," and the whole room was chickenheading.

by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

there

How the grammatically-challenged spell "they're" or "their."

There over there, with there friends.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003