country mouse

A country bumpkin who visits a big city.

Look at that country mouse over there, looks like he's never seen a skyscraper before.

by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

truckhole

A driver who transforms from a regular person into a rude, dangerous roadhog when behind the wheel of a truck.

Did you see that soccer mom cut me off, and then hang out the window to scream at me and give me the finger? What a truckhole! I hope she spilled her latte on her cellphone.

by Ollie the Dog September 24, 2005

bagpipes

A musical instrument given to the Scottish by the Irish. The Scottish, unaware that the Irish had played a cruel joke on them, have continued to play the bagpipes.

Why do bagpipe players always march? They are trying to get away from the sound.

by Ollie the Dog January 01, 2004

chickenhead

When your head keeps bobbing up and down because you are falling asleep; often happens during a boring lecture or sermon.

The professor was going on and on about elipses of "wa" and "ga," and the whole room was chickenheading.

by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

there

How the grammatically-challenged spell "they're" or "their."

There over there, with there friends.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

who's

How the grammatically-challenged spell "whose."

Yo, who's car is dat?

by Ollie the Dog December 30, 2003

they

How the grammatically-challenged indicate a neutral pronoun, which in English is properly indicated by "he."

If a student doesn't know that "he" is acceptable in English as a neutral pronoun, then they are ignorant of basic grammar.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003