Oliver Quidgeums's definitions

Gyle Suit

A mispronounciation of "Ghillie Suit" which is a suit usually made from OD netting and burlap strips of woodland colors attached to the netting that is meant to resemble leaves, bushes and such. It is usually worn by snipers.

Kyle: I think I'm gonna get a gyle suit.
Parker: You mean a ghillie siut?
Kyle:Whaaa?
Bryon: HAHAHAHAHA! Think man. G-h-i-l-l-i-e. Ghillie suit. HAHAHA!
Parker: HAHAHAHAHA!
Kyle: STFU!!! ITS NOT THAT FUNNY!

by Oliver Quidgeums August 5, 2006

mongle

To ejaculate without the use of ur hands or another person.

Man that nice combo of the hot moist paper towel with the saran wrap and vasaline sure gave me a good mongle. -Daniel Oliver.

by Oliver Quidgeums December 28, 2005

meander

V.Hanging out on a rock wall midway through a rappel. Usually with some ice tea and a bag of chips.

Parker and Daniel try their best to meander once a year.

by Oliver Quidgeums December 28, 2005

Benfsez

A native american term for the ritualistic burning of white people.

When I hear "benfsez," I GTFO!

by Oliver Quidgeums May 17, 2006

Mneeuau

(muh-nuh-uhh-ow) The 7th kingdom of classification consisting of organisms that harness energry from raw glass.

Robert Fulton discovered kingdom Mneeuau before his contribution to the steam engine, but his writings on the subject weren't discovered until very recently.

by Oliver Quidgeums May 17, 2006

flet

a harry asshole that can be braided easily

Tom's flet was reamed after quidge

by Oliver Quidgeums August 31, 2005

SNAFU

Acronym: systems normal, all fucked up.

Sgt. Boultch: Is your platoon doing okay?
Platoon leader: SNAFU.

by Oliver Quidgeums May 25, 2006