Old Man Neltson's definitions

Dirty Chowder

The act of sticking your own finger up your own ass and then wiping said finger across your upper lip.

Scott: I don't remember Derek ever having a moustache? When did he grow that?
Kelly: He doesn't. I heard he sticks his finger up his ass then wipes it under his nose. It's called the Dirty Chowder.
Scott: That is one sick fuck!!!

by Old Man Neltson June 12, 2023

dutchspiration

A phrase that describes the motivation, encouragement and wisdom from Dutch proverbs

Definition: A phrase that describes the motivation, encouragement and wisdom from Dutch proverbs

Hans: "why are you upset Jan?"
Jan: "I am just a little discouraged today"
Hans: "Let me encourage you with a trusted Dutchspiration"

by Old Man Neltson January 29, 2021

Chuckacabra

Related to the Chupacabra the Chuckacabra is an actual goat fucker terrorizing flocks throughout the southwest.

"I'm not too sure about that guy. He acts like he's your friend but word is he's a total Chuckacabra"

by Old Man Neltson February 6, 2021

Baton Strikes

A group of men, usually led by someone named Derek, who meet up at a secret gym to engage in anal sex.

Dan: Looking forward to some Matroom 13 baton strikes this weekend. I wonder when Derek is going to let us know where we're meeting up.
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...

by Old Man Neltson July 26, 2023

Tugboat

Tugboat: The guy at a marina who is trying to make a little extra cash giving handjobs

Seth: "Has anyone seen Andy?'
Mitch: "Yeah. He's jerking off some sailboater. He's a real Tugboat"

by Old Man Neltson February 1, 2021

Matroom 13

A code word gay men use when they want to meet up to grope and fondle one another pretending to practice jujitsu

Bob: Has anyone seen Derek, Steve, Scott and Colby?

Julie: Yeah, they went to Matroom 13 to roll.

Bob: Oh for fuck sake!

by Old Man Neltson June 12, 2023

SethTD

The bad life choice that keeps on giving. When you were just supposed to go out for a gallon of milk and on the way home got curious about the action rumored taking place behind the Waffle House.

Mitch: "Damn Larry, you see that skank shivering that trucker's timber behind the Waffle House?"
Larry: "That's not just a skank, that's a dude! I hear Chuck got curious and caught a SethTD from him".

by Old Man Neltson April 30, 2021