Octopod's definitions

phone it in

Perform an act in a perfunctory, uncommitted fashion, as if it didn't matter.

She sang the National Anthem, but she was just phoning it in as far as I could tell.

by octopod November 8, 2003

whip it out

Pull out one's penis, cock, virile member without further ado.

So ya say ya want some head. Whip it out, buster!

by Octopod November 6, 2003

cornuto

Cuckold, literally one who has "horns," the Latin symbol of cuckoldry. From the Italian.

Cornuto, get your stinkin' Fiat out of the intersection.

by octopod December 26, 2003

crazed weasels

Putatively horny and out-of-control rutting beasts.

They checked into the Motel 6 and fucked like crazed weasels.

by octopod November 22, 2003

Nairobi Freeway

The Long Beach Freeway, to local cops. A racist reference to the "African" perps who drive it from South Central to Long Beach, California.

The cops said the guy they arrested came down the Nairobi Freeway to knock over a chicken restaurant.

by octopod June 21, 2004

Sod the Frogs

(British) Tell Jean-Pierre here to pick up the soap. See cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

You British, you are soo vool-GAIRE!
Ahh, sod the Frogs.

by octopod November 23, 2003

lowbrow

Plebian, aficionado of mass culture, vulgar.

She was such a lowbrow she thought the Weekly World News was a journal of opinion.

by Octopod November 4, 2003