OZ's definitions

israeli army

Contrary to idioty belief, the Israeli army are not terrorists or killers. They protect their country just like any other. They are the 3rd best army in the world due to sheer size and ability with the fact that they recruit manditoraly at age 18.

Palistinians think that they can just slowly move in with armed forces and kill Israeli people and have no recourse.... silly people!

by Oz January 22, 2005

geico

I don't know how their insurance is but I love their commercials. Honestly among the dumbass Mcdonalds commercials, tampax ads, jamster and cingular, Geico commercials are the highlight of tv ads.

Bob: I'm going to shoot myself.
Jim: Hold on dude, a geico commercial just came on!
Bob: seriously? ok i'll live but im saving the gun for a tampax of mc'dees commercial.

by Oz January 22, 2005

white man

Me. I am a white man, I goto work, I got many friends of different ethinicities. Oh I forgot I am caucasian. I guess I am a white man!

I am a white man, not an evil person... you want an evil man go blame someone who you know has done something wrong!

by Oz January 24, 2005

late night tv

Good old shows come out... usually...

Dude, fresh prince is on nick at nite!

by Oz January 24, 2005

I love you dude

Something you say to a good friend, never out of the blue... otherwise you'll seem gay.

Bob: (gives ted a beer)
Ted: I love you dude.
Bob: word mayn

by Oz January 26, 2005

clue

good movie, ok game.

"I am you're singing telagram! (pow)"

by Oz January 27, 2005

movies

One of Gods gifts to man. They can make you cry, laugh, horny, tired, excited, scared and more. Without movies this world wouldn't be as good.

Bob: I love movies.
Jim: Me to.
Bob: Let's go watch Road Trip.
Jim: Sounds good.

by Oz January 28, 2005