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Noun: Dark, sticky, bloody feces. A medical term describing dark tarry stools containing decomposing blood that can be an indication of bleeding in the digestive tract or esophagus
Proper Noun: A girls name, originating from Greece
Proper Noun: A girls name, originating from Greece
Melena went to her doctors to drop off her stool sample. Upon seeing the sample, the doctor said, "Melena!"
Melena said, "What?"
The doctored answered, "No, your stool is Melana. See how dark and bloody it is. I think you have a problem and it is more than your unfortunate name."
Melena said, "What?"
The doctored answered, "No, your stool is Melana. See how dark and bloody it is. I think you have a problem and it is more than your unfortunate name."
by Nutzen YerMouf June 13, 2017
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Many adherents of these beliefs claim to trust science, but cherry-pick what they call science. They often refer to others as "sheeple" and insist that others need to "wake-up" because they did their "research" ("research" is code for googling until you found something that matches your beliefs).
Many adherents of these beliefs claim to trust science, but cherry-pick what they call science. They often refer to others as "sheeple" and insist that others need to "wake-up" because they did their "research" ("research" is code for googling until you found something that matches your beliefs).
Jill's child got autism, but she did not vaccinate because she believed in anti-vax lornge. She was not sure what to blame, so she did her "research" and on the third page, found an article by natural douchebag news blaming GMO's. "It must be the chemicals, she thought"
by Nutzen YerMouf July 8, 2017
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Edwards friend Jacob set him up on a blind date with Ashley. Ashley was hot, and apparently a bit of a whore. Edward knew he was getting lucky tonight. The evening went well, Edward gobbled down about two dozen Buffalo wings. Drank a little, chatted with Ashley. They couple danced a bit in the bar, he was sure he was getting lucky tonight. Then.... his stomach started aching.
"I have a feeling I am about to make some Buffalo Chocolate", Edward said to his date.
Then it happened, Edwards bowels exploded all over the inside of his pants. Liquid shit leaked out of his pant legs and on to the floor.
"Gross!" Ashley said.
Edward, did not get laid that night.
"I have a feeling I am about to make some Buffalo Chocolate", Edward said to his date.
Then it happened, Edwards bowels exploded all over the inside of his pants. Liquid shit leaked out of his pant legs and on to the floor.
"Gross!" Ashley said.
Edward, did not get laid that night.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018
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Pastor Mark gave a huge speech about the horrors of homosexuality. Later that day he was caught giving the Mississippi brown hole to a gay prostitute.
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