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Scrotal recall

Being reminded why your testicles hurt the day after a drunken session.
“My nads were killing me when I woke up and I didn’t know why. Then Barry came round and gave me scrotal recall. He said I grabbed hold of Linda’s norms and she booted me right in the queensburys!”
by Nuphagus November 15, 2019
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Bumguffery

The covert art of leaving a room after doing a smelly, lingering fart.
Strewth! What’s that stench in here. I detect the distinct whiff of bumguffery
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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The urinal countdown

The last ten seconds to make it to the toilet before you wet your pants.
Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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Transitvestite

“This right munter turned up on site in a white van the other day. I thought she must be health and safety or something. About half hour later she started bumping out concrete blocks with hands like shovels! Then I noticed the hairy legs and size 12 steelys! The woman was a geezer! A proper transitvestite!”
by Nuphagus November 24, 2019
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Scumcosh

Really baggy scrotum making the testicles resemble snooker balls in a sock, as used by Ray Winston in the movie,’Scum’
That dude should’ve worn some longer shorts! Look, his scumcosh is hanging out of the gusset!
by Nuphagus January 5, 2020
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Jingle bellend

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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Rubik’s pubes

When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.
Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
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