When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.
Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
Really baggy scrotum making the testicles resemble snooker balls in a sock, as used by Ray Winston in the movie,’Scum’
by Nuphagus January 05, 2020
“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”
by Nuphagus November 20, 2019
His missus caught him bang to rights committing palmed throbbery in the shed! He was sentenced to a year of being the laughingstock of the boozer.
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
I called her a lesbian wrestling munter and she booted me so hard in the knackers, I ended up with a throatum! I thought I was gonna cough my nads out!
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
Sentensinging is turning an everyday word or sentence into a popular song
‘Lets gets physio, physio’ defined to the song
‘Let’s get Physical, physical’
‘Lets gets physio, physio’ defined to the song
‘Let’s get Physical, physical’
by Nuphagus November 14, 2019
“Crikey mate, have someone cracked their trolleys or as one of you sneezed out of ya backnose?” , “I hope you’ve got some baby wipes in the bog! I’ve got the itch cos I didn’t wipe my backnose properly!”
by Nuphagus November 14, 2019