44 definitions by Nuphagus

Sentensinging

Putting a word or sentence into a popular song

Sentensinging is turning an everyday word or sentence into a popular song
‘Lets gets physio, physio’ defined to the song
‘Let’s get Physical, physical’

by Nuphagus November 14, 2019

Scumcosh

Really baggy scrotum making the testicles resemble snooker balls in a sock, as used by Ray Winston in the movie,’Scum’

That dude should’ve worn some longer shorts! Look, his scumcosh is hanging out of the gusset!

by Nuphagus January 5, 2020

Godbeered

To be overtaken by a hulking, behemoth of a man running like a cheetah on rocket skates.

“I was doing about 60 on my GPZ the other night. I rode past some meatheads having a go at a woman. I heard some shouting and the next thing I know I’ve been Godbeered! This huge,Minotaur looking fella went legging it past me like a whippet on crack!”

by Nuphagus February 3, 2021

Scrotal recall

Being reminded why your testicles hurt the day after a drunken session.

“My nads were killing me when I woke up and I didn’t know why. Then Barry came round and gave me scrotal recall. He said I grabbed hold of Linda’s norms and she booted me right in the queensburys!”

by Nuphagus November 15, 2019

Milking the yellow teats

Squeezing spots, popping zits

“Mate, I bet you’re gonna be milking the yellow teats before you meet that bird tomorrow. You’ve got a face like a page from a Braille book in large print!”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

Derelict

To old to have children

Man,my old lady’s eggs must’ve dried up. We went to the doctors and she’s derelict!

by Nuphagus December 24, 2019

Autignorant

When somebody is so rude that you wonder if they’re autistic.

I said good morning to Clive three times this morning and even offered him a biscuit and he just grunted and took no notice. Then he got up farted and walked off. He’s autignorant!

by Nuphagus December 31, 2020