Cracktating

Accidentally leaking diarrhoea in trousers

Ha ha! Look at that brown, wet patch on the bum of that fella’s strides! He must be cracktating!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Big Mac and small fries

Three midgets standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat to look like a tall guy.

This 7ft tall fella pushed in front of me in the queue. I thought,”he’s a giant! I ain’t gonna mess with him!”. Then the coat buttons came undone and three dwarves tumbled out! That Big Mac and small fries ran out quick fast!

by Nuphagus December 20, 2019