“Crikey mate, have someone cracked their trolleys or as one of you sneezed out of ya backnose?” , “I hope you’ve got some baby wipes in the bog! I’ve got the itch cos I didn’t wipe my backnose properly!”
by Nuphagus November 14, 2019
Get the Backnosemug. “I think you need to check your grots Bruv. That one sounded like you whistled choc chips!”, “I had the trots so bad I had to throw four pairs of pants away yesterday. Every time I farted, I was whistling choc chips! It ruined the wedding.”
by Nuphagus November 14, 2019
Get the Whistling choc chipsmug.