Nuphagus's definitions

Scuffing the china

Skidding up the toilet pan, leaving a trail of faeces on the toilet porcelain.

“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

Sentensinging

Putting a word or sentence into a popular song

Sentensinging is turning an everyday word or sentence into a popular song
‘Lets gets physio, physio’ defined to the song
‘Let’s get Physical, physical’

by Nuphagus November 13, 2019

Derelict

To old to have children

Man,my old lady’s eggs must’ve dried up. We went to the doctors and she’s derelict!

by Nuphagus December 24, 2019

Ubernork

When one silicon breast enlargement is clearly bigger than the other.

That poor woman! She came out of the clinic with one c-cup and one double d! It looks like she’s got an ubernork! Dunno how she’ll get bras.

by Nuphagus January 4, 2020

Penith

A complete knob with a lisp

We were having some drinks at a barbecue and I stripped off to my grots for a laugh, and he shouted,”thtop it and thit down you thtupid thod! It’th embarathing Thimon!”. What a total penith!

by Nuphagus January 19, 2020

Twatulance

Habitual fanny farting

I swear that Doris kept pumping out her front bum. She must have twatulance!

by Nuphagus January 4, 2020

Bumguffery

The art of dropping sneaky farts in naughty places, I.e weddings, funerals or minute silences.

Horrence was up to his usual bumguffery at Reg and Hilda’s golden wedding anniversary. Reg was just giving his speech. He said ,”I’m lucky enough to say I’ve spent half a century married to this wonderful...”, and Horrence let one go at about 100 decibels!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020