44 definitions by Nuphagus
A pubic hair which gets trapped in your flys making it impossible to stand up without hurting your scrotum
I tried doing my zip up under the table cos I could feel a draught round my todger, but when I went to stand up I thought I was gonna pull my ballbag off! It was trapped by an umbollockle cord!
by Nuphagus December 26, 2019
“Mate, I reckon those big ok’ bangers are fitted with crimson hubcaps! Look at the size of the wheel nuts!“
by Nuphagus November 14, 2019
I took the drinks trolley along the pensioners ward and when I leaned over to give mrs Cauliflower her tea, she pumped a right musty old stinker out her greynus! That’ll teach me for calling her an “old cow”.
by Nuphagus December 7, 2019
I said ‘Baywatch’ should be called ‘Gaywatch’ and that Mitch Buchanan was a big, curly haired tosspot and Herman stormed off in a Hasselhuff!
by Nuphagus January 5, 2020
Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
by Nuphagus January 5, 2020
“I think you need to check your grots Bruv. That one sounded like you whistled choc chips!”, “I had the trots so bad I had to throw four pairs of pants away yesterday. Every time I farted, I was whistling choc chips! It ruined the wedding.”
by Nuphagus November 14, 2019