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“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”
by Nuphagus November 20, 2019
Get the Scuffing the china mug.That poor woman! She came out of the clinic with one c-cup and one double d! It looks like she’s got an ubernork! Dunno how she’ll get bras.
by Nuphagus January 4, 2020
Get the Ubernork mug.We were having some drinks at a barbecue and I stripped off to my grots for a laugh, and he shouted,”thtop it and thit down you thtupid thod! It’th embarathing Thimon!”. What a total penith!
by Nuphagus January 19, 2020
Get the Penith mug.Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
Get the The urinal countdown mug.“This right munter turned up on site in a white van the other day. I thought she must be health and safety or something. About half hour later she started bumping out concrete blocks with hands like shovels! Then I noticed the hairy legs and size 12 steelys! The woman was a geezer! A proper transitvestite!”
by Nuphagus November 24, 2019
Get the Transitvestite mug.When we went for lunch, Cedric smiled at the waitress and he had whopping great pubes like bed springs between his teeth! I reckon he was snogging the toothless clown last night!
by Nuphagus January 5, 2020
Get the Snogging the toothless clown mug.Stanley thought it would be funny to cut a hole in the wooden bowl of mixed nuts and poke his bollocks through. Auntie Beryl nearly had a cardiac arrest when she pulled out a Brazil, a couple of almonds and his shaggy walnut! He did when she took the nutcracker to it!
by Nuphagus April 12, 2020
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