Nuphagus's definitions
by Nuphagus January 14, 2020
Get the Breasticlesmug. I had a tortoise head! The girls were all chatting and I had bit of old tissue in my pocket, so I dived in the hedge and turned one out! It was the perfect plopportunity.
by Nuphagus February 26, 2020
Get the Plopportunitymug. “This right munter turned up on site in a white van the other day. I thought she must be health and safety or something. About half hour later she started bumping out concrete blocks with hands like shovels! Then I noticed the hairy legs and size 12 steelys! The woman was a geezer! A proper transitvestite!”
by Nuphagus November 24, 2019
Get the Transitvestitemug. Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
Get the The urinal countdownmug. Stanley thought it would be funny to cut a hole in the wooden bowl of mixed nuts and poke his bollocks through. Auntie Beryl nearly had a cardiac arrest when she pulled out a Brazil, a couple of almonds and his shaggy walnut! He did when she took the nutcracker to it!
by Nuphagus April 12, 2020
Get the Shaggy walnutmug. When we went for lunch, Cedric smiled at the waitress and he had whopping great pubes like bed springs between his teeth! I reckon he was snogging the toothless clown last night!
by Nuphagus January 5, 2020
Get the Snogging the toothless clownmug. A pubic hair which gets trapped in your flys making it impossible to stand up without hurting your scrotum
I tried doing my zip up under the table cos I could feel a draught round my todger, but when I went to stand up I thought I was gonna pull my ballbag off! It was trapped by an umbollockle cord!
by Nuphagus December 26, 2019
Get the Umbollockle cordmug.