Nobhead's definitions

cwoft

Complete Waste Of Fucking Time.
A pointless excercise.

Watching grass grow or paint dry is such a cwoft.

by nobhead January 17, 2008

broddle

To get a stick or similar implement and poke it into a hole to get something out. To fertle

My engagement ring fell through a hole in the floorboards, so I had to broddle it out with a dinner fork.

by Nobhead January 21, 2008

henhousing

Stuffin around like an old chook. Pecking a lot, but not laying eggs. Procrastinating. Indecisive.

Would you blokes stop henhousing and make up your bloody minds.

by Nobhead December 22, 2007

Codie Martin

Loves it up the bum and occasionally up the nose, will suck your dick for a can of coke, has a big foot fetish, biggest slag in Bolton

Oh yeah that codie Martin likes licking toes

by Nobhead November 26, 2019

skerrick

A minute amount. A small crumb. Almost nothing.

"Hey Nobhead, is there any beer left in the fridge"?
"Nah - not a skerrick"

by nobhead January 17, 2008

bagdad

A spoonerism for "Dads Bag".

"Hey Nobhead, how do you know how to do that?"
"Bagdad !!!"
"What do you mean - Bagdad?"

"I was doin' this in Bagdad when you were in Dads bag"

by nobhead January 18, 2008