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The definition of Ewna Lady is simply stated the rankest filthiest dinga to have ever walked the face of the earth.
The Ewna Lady is the name of the library receptionist at Bally Boys Library.
There are several requirements that must be met for a average woman to be classified as Ewna Lady. So far students Paul 'Oh Puh Kick' aided and abetted by his fellow student Marko 'King Leonidas' Peter 'Shot Pete' Abijah 'Black Magic' and many others have compiled this checklist to allow others to identify Ewna Ladies around their homes and workplaces.
1) An Ewna Lady must have been working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for at least a minimum of forty seven million yen.
2) The Ewna Lady despite working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for such a period of time has absolutely zero authority. She does not even have the authority to ask someone how little authority she has.
3) The Ewna Lady must be very short around three to five foot.
4) The Ewna Lady must be extremely ugly to the point of inducing vomiting merely by thinking of her face and actually bearing witness to her results in the gouging out of ones own eyeballs.
In the scale or rankest mingas on the earth the category of Ewna Lady is the highest. This is closely followed by Swamp Creature proceeded by Lagoon Monster and then What The Fuck Is That followed next by A Bucket of Yuck.
The Ewna Lady is the name of the library receptionist at Bally Boys Library.
There are several requirements that must be met for a average woman to be classified as Ewna Lady. So far students Paul 'Oh Puh Kick' aided and abetted by his fellow student Marko 'King Leonidas' Peter 'Shot Pete' Abijah 'Black Magic' and many others have compiled this checklist to allow others to identify Ewna Ladies around their homes and workplaces.
1) An Ewna Lady must have been working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for at least a minimum of forty seven million yen.
2) The Ewna Lady despite working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for such a period of time has absolutely zero authority. She does not even have the authority to ask someone how little authority she has.
3) The Ewna Lady must be very short around three to five foot.
4) The Ewna Lady must be extremely ugly to the point of inducing vomiting merely by thinking of her face and actually bearing witness to her results in the gouging out of ones own eyeballs.
In the scale or rankest mingas on the earth the category of Ewna Lady is the highest. This is closely followed by Swamp Creature proceeded by Lagoon Monster and then What The Fuck Is That followed next by A Bucket of Yuck.
Shot Pete "Excuse me i really gotta print off this assignment for next class can you please turn the computers on?"
Ewna Lady "I dont have the authority to turn the computers on."
Ewna Lady "Every book i pick up is sticky"
Ray Ray Rankin "Ey you ah ah ah Charley Farley Harley."
Ewna Lady "I dont have the authority to turn the computers on."
Ewna Lady "Every book i pick up is sticky"
Ray Ray Rankin "Ey you ah ah ah Charley Farley Harley."
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill July 27, 2009
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The term Jack is given to someone who is not helping out his mates with tasks and generally being a shit cunt. If an individual is not helping his mates it is said he is "going jack on his mates."
The word Jack is frequently combined with the term Cunt or Fuck to more deeply illustrate the individual's Jackness as well as for added insult. Thus if a mate is being exceedingly Jack he is be called a Jack Cunt or Jack Fuck.
The term Jack is given to someone who is not helping out his mates with tasks and generally being a shit cunt. If an individual is not helping his mates it is said he is "going jack on his mates."
The word Jack is frequently combined with the term Cunt or Fuck to more deeply illustrate the individual's Jackness as well as for added insult. Thus if a mate is being exceedingly Jack he is be called a Jack Cunt or Jack Fuck.
Digger 1 "Oy mate help us out with cleaning the Mag 58"
Digger 2 "Na mate i cant i gonna go have another darb."
Digger 1 "Thats your twelvth darb this hour you are dead set the Jackest Cunt i know.
Old Matey 1 "Oy you coming out on the piss tonight."
Old Matey 2 "No i can't i am too tired."
Old Matey 1 "You fucking Jack Cunt you didn't hit the piss last week either fucking Jack mate."
Pte Johnny "hey you going to Sydney with the boys this weekend."
Pte Jibbs "Yo man i cant i am trying to save money."
Pte Johnny "Oy is your name Jack cause your a fucking Shit Cunt."
Nardella "look at this cunt all jacked up on his own jack what a jack fuck."
Digger 2 "Na mate i cant i gonna go have another darb."
Digger 1 "Thats your twelvth darb this hour you are dead set the Jackest Cunt i know.
Old Matey 1 "Oy you coming out on the piss tonight."
Old Matey 2 "No i can't i am too tired."
Old Matey 1 "You fucking Jack Cunt you didn't hit the piss last week either fucking Jack mate."
Pte Johnny "hey you going to Sydney with the boys this weekend."
Pte Jibbs "Yo man i cant i am trying to save money."
Pte Johnny "Oy is your name Jack cause your a fucking Shit Cunt."
Nardella "look at this cunt all jacked up on his own jack what a jack fuck."
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill July 26, 2010
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The word first came into common use after Ray Rankin's year 12 mathematics class heard him utter the phrase when they asked for help with a particularly difficult maths question. Ray would then look at the question utter the phrase Puyah and explain to the student that the question was a bastard and they were right to ask the colonel for help.
Since then the word has been used greatly outside the mathematics context as an exclamation of great delight or happiness often mostly associated with the spotting or scoping out of attractive females. When one particularly good looking female is sighted Bally Boys students have been known to turn to their friends and say Puyah! in a ode their greatly admired maths teacher Ray Rankin.
The word first came into common use after Ray Rankin's year 12 mathematics class heard him utter the phrase when they asked for help with a particularly difficult maths question. Ray would then look at the question utter the phrase Puyah and explain to the student that the question was a bastard and they were right to ask the colonel for help.
Since then the word has been used greatly outside the mathematics context as an exclamation of great delight or happiness often mostly associated with the spotting or scoping out of attractive females. When one particularly good looking female is sighted Bally Boys students have been known to turn to their friends and say Puyah! in a ode their greatly admired maths teacher Ray Rankin.
When a hot chick walks past it is traditional for a bally boy who was in Ray Rankins maths class to utter the phrase Puyah! at the top of his voice.
Ray Rankin "Puyah! Ow Max. You Sick Fuck. Jamie you sweat when you breath. Enough of that puffy shit. Ey You. Eh Eh Eh Charley Farley Harley."
Shot Ray this is dedicated to you. Puyah!
Ray Rankin "Puyah! Ow Max. You Sick Fuck. Jamie you sweat when you breath. Enough of that puffy shit. Ey You. Eh Eh Eh Charley Farley Harley."
Shot Ray this is dedicated to you. Puyah!
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill July 27, 2009
Get the Puyah mug.The term rookie error is a non gender specific term used in many contexts to describe an act which a individual has performed poorly or inexpertly, due to their status as a rookie, while in the presence of their mates, who upon witnessing the failed attempt will shake their heads and say 'rookie error' to the embarrassed individual.
Any act which ends in a failed attempt can be classified as a 'rookie error.' However the word rookie error can only be used by friends of the individual who witness the failed attempt.
This term is deeply imbedded in Bally Culture and is a popularly used term in Bally Slang.
9 out of 10 scientists agree that rookie error's become more frequent and increase in stupidity with the consumption of alcohol.
Rookie error's are most commonly performed by dirty mokes who try to show off to impress their mates or any attractive females that are present. However all people have experienced a rookie error at some point in their lives.
The word rookie error has become synonymous with the term Epic fail and is used in much the same way to degrade and further embarrass the individual. As well as to signify their status as an amateur at the act which they were trying to perform.
variations of the term include:
rookie, rook out!, rook and ook
Any act which ends in a failed attempt can be classified as a 'rookie error.' However the word rookie error can only be used by friends of the individual who witness the failed attempt.
This term is deeply imbedded in Bally Culture and is a popularly used term in Bally Slang.
9 out of 10 scientists agree that rookie error's become more frequent and increase in stupidity with the consumption of alcohol.
Rookie error's are most commonly performed by dirty mokes who try to show off to impress their mates or any attractive females that are present. However all people have experienced a rookie error at some point in their lives.
The word rookie error has become synonymous with the term Epic fail and is used in much the same way to degrade and further embarrass the individual. As well as to signify their status as an amateur at the act which they were trying to perform.
variations of the term include:
rookie, rook out!, rook and ook
Example 1:
A group of male friends go to the drive thru at Maccas and one friend asks to order a whopper. As one the rest of his friends turn to look at the individual and shake their heads while saying "Rookie error"
Example 2:
A group of friends are chillin at the crib with a few beers one person has a corona and attempts to twist the top off and fails miserably. The friends notice and watch with amusement as the individual struggles to twist off the top until one of his friends takes pity on the stupid fool and grabs the beer off him and pops the top of with a bottle opener hands it back while saying "corona's aren't twist tops you hectic rookie"
A group of male friends go to the drive thru at Maccas and one friend asks to order a whopper. As one the rest of his friends turn to look at the individual and shake their heads while saying "Rookie error"
Example 2:
A group of friends are chillin at the crib with a few beers one person has a corona and attempts to twist the top off and fails miserably. The friends notice and watch with amusement as the individual struggles to twist off the top until one of his friends takes pity on the stupid fool and grabs the beer off him and pops the top of with a bottle opener hands it back while saying "corona's aren't twist tops you hectic rookie"
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill October 4, 2009
Get the Rookie error mug.The Ajax is pose used in photography, pornography or on the DF as a dance move. This move is performed to allude to the supreme manliness of the individual performing it.
The Ajax is performed by raising one arm and holding it outstretched from the body at an elevated angle, while the second arm is bent at the elbow and pointed in the same direction as the outstretched arm. The person performing the Ajax should adopt a wide legged stance with the same leg as the outstretched arm cocked out towards the side. The individual then proceeds to thrust their hips forwards and backwards simulating being blown by an invisible individual on their knees. After several thrusts the pose is reversed thus the bent arm becomes the outstretched arm and visa vera while the leg cocked at an angle is returned to the centre and the opposite leg is cocked outwards and thrusting resumes.
This move first originated three thousand years ago around 1000 B.C. during the epic battle known as the Trojan War. The ancient greek war hero known as Ajax Telamon is reputed to have performed this move while receiving felatio from the Greek Goddess Athena a hectic Smoh Ah.
Ajax's war companions Achilles and Odysseus witnessed Ajax receiving oral from the goddess and noted the pose he assumed while he was getting head. After the war ended the Heroes returned to their respective city states and ordered the wives to get on their knees and blow them. The wives gladly obliged having not seen their husbands for several years and upon receiving a blowjob the heroes performed the pose they had witnessed the legendary Ajax doing.
Since then the move has permeated pop culture to a significant degree and is now performed in a variety of circumstances including its original context as a pose to be assumed while receiving felatio.
The Ajax is performed by raising one arm and holding it outstretched from the body at an elevated angle, while the second arm is bent at the elbow and pointed in the same direction as the outstretched arm. The person performing the Ajax should adopt a wide legged stance with the same leg as the outstretched arm cocked out towards the side. The individual then proceeds to thrust their hips forwards and backwards simulating being blown by an invisible individual on their knees. After several thrusts the pose is reversed thus the bent arm becomes the outstretched arm and visa vera while the leg cocked at an angle is returned to the centre and the opposite leg is cocked outwards and thrusting resumes.
This move first originated three thousand years ago around 1000 B.C. during the epic battle known as the Trojan War. The ancient greek war hero known as Ajax Telamon is reputed to have performed this move while receiving felatio from the Greek Goddess Athena a hectic Smoh Ah.
Ajax's war companions Achilles and Odysseus witnessed Ajax receiving oral from the goddess and noted the pose he assumed while he was getting head. After the war ended the Heroes returned to their respective city states and ordered the wives to get on their knees and blow them. The wives gladly obliged having not seen their husbands for several years and upon receiving a blowjob the heroes performed the pose they had witnessed the legendary Ajax doing.
Since then the move has permeated pop culture to a significant degree and is now performed in a variety of circumstances including its original context as a pose to be assumed while receiving felatio.
Example 1.
Man 1 "Wow do you see that guy who is smashing up on the DF he is the epitome of badassness"
Man 2 "Yeah what is that move he is doing?"
Man 1 "You hectic rookie thats The Ajax!"
Man 2 "Man how did i not recognize it!"
Man 1 hands Man 2 a katana
Man 1 "You must atone!"
Man 2 proceeds to commit seppuku for failing to recognize The Ajax being performed.
Example 2.
Woman 1 "Oh my god that massive ripped guy on the dance-floor is doing The Ajax pose!"
Woman 2 "Wow lets let him bang us"
Example 3.
Black Guy 1 "Nigga I was getting my crank sucked by my girl last night and i busted out The Ajax."
Black Guy 2 "You fucking legend, I am going home right now to get head off my girl and bust out The Ajax"
Man 1 "Wow do you see that guy who is smashing up on the DF he is the epitome of badassness"
Man 2 "Yeah what is that move he is doing?"
Man 1 "You hectic rookie thats The Ajax!"
Man 2 "Man how did i not recognize it!"
Man 1 hands Man 2 a katana
Man 1 "You must atone!"
Man 2 proceeds to commit seppuku for failing to recognize The Ajax being performed.
Example 2.
Woman 1 "Oh my god that massive ripped guy on the dance-floor is doing The Ajax pose!"
Woman 2 "Wow lets let him bang us"
Example 3.
Black Guy 1 "Nigga I was getting my crank sucked by my girl last night and i busted out The Ajax."
Black Guy 2 "You fucking legend, I am going home right now to get head off my girl and bust out The Ajax"
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill September 29, 2009
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Man 1 "Nigga i was bangin my girl the other night doggy style and my balls were so loose that the sound of the thunderclap was proper so loud that i went deaf in my left ear."
Man 2 "Shit nigga you best calm down on swingin dem testiclots around."
Man 1 "Word."
Man 2 "Shit nigga you best calm down on swingin dem testiclots around."
Man 1 "Word."
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill August 23, 2009
Get the Thunderclap mug.1) A name given to a person who fails at life in every way.
2) An oge.
3) Also a head doing loser.
4) A mokes.
5) A word often used synonomous with such terms as hermaphrodite, individual with inverted genetalia, scrap disser and lover of cock in mouth.
2) An oge.
3) Also a head doing loser.
4) A mokes.
5) A word often used synonomous with such terms as hermaphrodite, individual with inverted genetalia, scrap disser and lover of cock in mouth.
"Oy that kid is a proper felix ey."
"Yeah man he definitely get bum sex off of Mr Connolly ever night of the week."
"Haha yeah what a cock loving dickhead."
"Yeah man he definitely get bum sex off of Mr Connolly ever night of the week."
"Haha yeah what a cock loving dickhead."
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill October 12, 2008
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