14 definitions by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill
The DF is a place where many individuals who excel at life go to get the freak/funk/slut/sex on. DF is an abbreviation of the words Dance Floor. However one can only refer to a Dance Floor as a DF if there are currently a large number of hot skank ass hoes grinding on it. If there are no hoes then the Dance Floor is not a DF.
"Oy paul was hitting the DF so hard last night he got kicked out of Sharkbar for doing screaming eagle on top of the speakers."
"Oy are you keen to sesh DF time."
"I am so keen to put the mack down is sack town and smash up the DF."
"I was in fine form when i smashed up the DF last night."
"Oy are you keen to sesh DF time."
"I am so keen to put the mack down is sack town and smash up the DF."
"I was in fine form when i smashed up the DF last night."
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill September 29, 2009
The definition of Ewna Lady is simply stated the rankest filthiest dinga to have ever walked the face of the earth.
The Ewna Lady is the name of the library receptionist at Bally Boys Library.
There are several requirements that must be met for a average woman to be classified as Ewna Lady. So far students Paul 'Oh Puh Kick' aided and abetted by his fellow student Marko 'King Leonidas' Peter 'Shot Pete' Abijah 'Black Magic' and many others have compiled this checklist to allow others to identify Ewna Ladies around their homes and workplaces.
1) An Ewna Lady must have been working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for at least a minimum of forty seven million yen.
2) The Ewna Lady despite working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for such a period of time has absolutely zero authority. She does not even have the authority to ask someone how little authority she has.
3) The Ewna Lady must be very short around three to five foot.
4) The Ewna Lady must be extremely ugly to the point of inducing vomiting merely by thinking of her face and actually bearing witness to her results in the gouging out of ones own eyeballs.
In the scale or rankest mingas on the earth the category of Ewna Lady is the highest. This is closely followed by Swamp Creature proceeded by Lagoon Monster and then What The Fuck Is That followed next by A Bucket of Yuck.
The Ewna Lady is the name of the library receptionist at Bally Boys Library.
There are several requirements that must be met for a average woman to be classified as Ewna Lady. So far students Paul 'Oh Puh Kick' aided and abetted by his fellow student Marko 'King Leonidas' Peter 'Shot Pete' Abijah 'Black Magic' and many others have compiled this checklist to allow others to identify Ewna Ladies around their homes and workplaces.
1) An Ewna Lady must have been working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for at least a minimum of forty seven million yen.
2) The Ewna Lady despite working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for such a period of time has absolutely zero authority. She does not even have the authority to ask someone how little authority she has.
3) The Ewna Lady must be very short around three to five foot.
4) The Ewna Lady must be extremely ugly to the point of inducing vomiting merely by thinking of her face and actually bearing witness to her results in the gouging out of ones own eyeballs.
In the scale or rankest mingas on the earth the category of Ewna Lady is the highest. This is closely followed by Swamp Creature proceeded by Lagoon Monster and then What The Fuck Is That followed next by A Bucket of Yuck.
Shot Pete "Excuse me i really gotta print off this assignment for next class can you please turn the computers on?"
Ewna Lady "I dont have the authority to turn the computers on."
Ewna Lady "Every book i pick up is sticky"
Ray Ray Rankin "Ey you ah ah ah Charley Farley Harley."
Ewna Lady "I dont have the authority to turn the computers on."
Ewna Lady "Every book i pick up is sticky"
Ray Ray Rankin "Ey you ah ah ah Charley Farley Harley."
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill July 28, 2009
The name given to the slapping sound produced during the act of sexual intercourse in the famed doggy style position when a males testicles, which are especially loose and/or saggy due to heat or over stimulation, smack against the back of the females thigh and produce a slapping sound reminiscent of a soft clap of the hands.
Man 1 "Nigga i was bangin my girl the other night doggy style and my balls were so loose that the sound of the thunderclap was proper so loud that i went deaf in my left ear."
Man 2 "Shit nigga you best calm down on swingin dem testiclots around."
Man 1 "Word."
Man 2 "Shit nigga you best calm down on swingin dem testiclots around."
Man 1 "Word."
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill August 23, 2009
The Ajax is pose used in photography, pornography or on the DF as a dance move. This move is performed to allude to the supreme manliness of the individual performing it.
The Ajax is performed by raising one arm and holding it outstretched from the body at an elevated angle, while the second arm is bent at the elbow and pointed in the same direction as the outstretched arm. The person performing the Ajax should adopt a wide legged stance with the same leg as the outstretched arm cocked out towards the side. The individual then proceeds to thrust their hips forwards and backwards simulating being blown by an invisible individual on their knees. After several thrusts the pose is reversed thus the bent arm becomes the outstretched arm and visa vera while the leg cocked at an angle is returned to the centre and the opposite leg is cocked outwards and thrusting resumes.
This move first originated three thousand years ago around 1000 B.C. during the epic battle known as the Trojan War. The ancient greek war hero known as Ajax Telamon is reputed to have performed this move while receiving felatio from the Greek Goddess Athena a hectic Smoh Ah.
Ajax's war companions Achilles and Odysseus witnessed Ajax receiving oral from the goddess and noted the pose he assumed while he was getting head. After the war ended the Heroes returned to their respective city states and ordered the wives to get on their knees and blow them. The wives gladly obliged having not seen their husbands for several years and upon receiving a blowjob the heroes performed the pose they had witnessed the legendary Ajax doing.
Since then the move has permeated pop culture to a significant degree and is now performed in a variety of circumstances including its original context as a pose to be assumed while receiving felatio.
The Ajax is performed by raising one arm and holding it outstretched from the body at an elevated angle, while the second arm is bent at the elbow and pointed in the same direction as the outstretched arm. The person performing the Ajax should adopt a wide legged stance with the same leg as the outstretched arm cocked out towards the side. The individual then proceeds to thrust their hips forwards and backwards simulating being blown by an invisible individual on their knees. After several thrusts the pose is reversed thus the bent arm becomes the outstretched arm and visa vera while the leg cocked at an angle is returned to the centre and the opposite leg is cocked outwards and thrusting resumes.
This move first originated three thousand years ago around 1000 B.C. during the epic battle known as the Trojan War. The ancient greek war hero known as Ajax Telamon is reputed to have performed this move while receiving felatio from the Greek Goddess Athena a hectic Smoh Ah.
Ajax's war companions Achilles and Odysseus witnessed Ajax receiving oral from the goddess and noted the pose he assumed while he was getting head. After the war ended the Heroes returned to their respective city states and ordered the wives to get on their knees and blow them. The wives gladly obliged having not seen their husbands for several years and upon receiving a blowjob the heroes performed the pose they had witnessed the legendary Ajax doing.
Since then the move has permeated pop culture to a significant degree and is now performed in a variety of circumstances including its original context as a pose to be assumed while receiving felatio.
Example 1.
Man 1 "Wow do you see that guy who is smashing up on the DF he is the epitome of badassness"
Man 2 "Yeah what is that move he is doing?"
Man 1 "You hectic rookie thats The Ajax!"
Man 2 "Man how did i not recognize it!"
Man 1 hands Man 2 a katana
Man 1 "You must atone!"
Man 2 proceeds to commit seppuku for failing to recognize The Ajax being performed.
Example 2.
Woman 1 "Oh my god that massive ripped guy on the dance-floor is doing The Ajax pose!"
Woman 2 "Wow lets let him bang us"
Example 3.
Black Guy 1 "Nigga I was getting my crank sucked by my girl last night and i busted out The Ajax."
Black Guy 2 "You fucking legend, I am going home right now to get head off my girl and bust out The Ajax"
Man 1 "Wow do you see that guy who is smashing up on the DF he is the epitome of badassness"
Man 2 "Yeah what is that move he is doing?"
Man 1 "You hectic rookie thats The Ajax!"
Man 2 "Man how did i not recognize it!"
Man 1 hands Man 2 a katana
Man 1 "You must atone!"
Man 2 proceeds to commit seppuku for failing to recognize The Ajax being performed.
Example 2.
Woman 1 "Oh my god that massive ripped guy on the dance-floor is doing The Ajax pose!"
Woman 2 "Wow lets let him bang us"
Example 3.
Black Guy 1 "Nigga I was getting my crank sucked by my girl last night and i busted out The Ajax."
Black Guy 2 "You fucking legend, I am going home right now to get head off my girl and bust out The Ajax"
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill September 29, 2009
Bernie Maccing is slang for finishing a cigarette or joint very quickly by smoking the entire content in a single long drag.
One who is trying to finish the smoking content in a single drag is attempting to Bernie Mac the cigarette.
In order for the drag to be classified as a Bernie Mac the individual must attempt to smoke the entire blunt, spliff, joint, cigarette, cigar in a single long and deep drag as made famous by comedic legend Bernie Mac in the movie Bad Santa.
It is common knowledge that Bernie Mac died of pneumonia brought on by smoking a massive twelve inch joint in a single drag while having a massive Chronic session with Snoop Dogg.
Bernie Maccing a joint has been scientifically proven as the best way to by-pass the puff puff pass rule when smoking with mates.
The term Bernie Maccing a cigarette/joint originated in the Balgowlah region of the Northern Beaches, Australia and has become ingrained in Bally Boy Slang and penetrated Bally Boy Culture to a significant degree.
One who is trying to finish the smoking content in a single drag is attempting to Bernie Mac the cigarette.
In order for the drag to be classified as a Bernie Mac the individual must attempt to smoke the entire blunt, spliff, joint, cigarette, cigar in a single long and deep drag as made famous by comedic legend Bernie Mac in the movie Bad Santa.
It is common knowledge that Bernie Mac died of pneumonia brought on by smoking a massive twelve inch joint in a single drag while having a massive Chronic session with Snoop Dogg.
Bernie Maccing a joint has been scientifically proven as the best way to by-pass the puff puff pass rule when smoking with mates.
The term Bernie Maccing a cigarette/joint originated in the Balgowlah region of the Northern Beaches, Australia and has become ingrained in Bally Boy Slang and penetrated Bally Boy Culture to a significant degree.
Friend 1 "Yo Dude Bernie Mac the shit out of that blunt so we can get back to the party."
Friend 2 "Oh fo sho my nigga i'mma hit this shit."
Black Guy "Shit nigga its the fuckin one time you better Bernie Mac that joint before they gaff your ass and send you to the pen."
Person 1 "Yo watch me Bernie Mac this cigarette."
*Person 1 takes a ten second drag and starts coughing terribly*
Person 2 "Hey man you best stop Bernie Maccing these cigarette's your lung capacity is good but you aint no Snoop Dogg
Friend 2 "Oh fo sho my nigga i'mma hit this shit."
Black Guy "Shit nigga its the fuckin one time you better Bernie Mac that joint before they gaff your ass and send you to the pen."
Person 1 "Yo watch me Bernie Mac this cigarette."
*Person 1 takes a ten second drag and starts coughing terribly*
Person 2 "Hey man you best stop Bernie Maccing these cigarette's your lung capacity is good but you aint no Snoop Dogg
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill November 6, 2009
The term smoh derives from the word small and is an adjective used to describe an object that is in fact the opposite of its original meaning. Thus smoh is used to describe objects or features that are abundant in large quantities.
Smoh can be used in a general way such as in the example "oh smoh guy" implying that the male in question is in fact abnormally tall or incredibly ripped, chiseled, jacked and tan. Or in a more specific way such as in the following example "smoh kababylons" which alludes to a specific feature in this case a females abundant and plentiful breasts.
The most well known usage of the smoh adjective is when paired with the word Ah (pronounced A-Huh) which is in itself an abbreviation of the word ass so when combined Smoh Ah means a nice round bouncy ass or when said with sarcastic intent as is often the case it means a oversized buttocks or Barge Arse as it has come to be known.
A commonly used variation of smoh is smeh which is used in exactly the same context but is usually reserved for males as a greeting as in the example "Oh Smeh Stephens"
The smoh adjective spawned in the gangsta ass region of Sydney NSW inside the walls of Bally Boys High School and has been steadily gaining popularity among fucking awesome people everywhere.
Smoh can be used in a general way such as in the example "oh smoh guy" implying that the male in question is in fact abnormally tall or incredibly ripped, chiseled, jacked and tan. Or in a more specific way such as in the following example "smoh kababylons" which alludes to a specific feature in this case a females abundant and plentiful breasts.
The most well known usage of the smoh adjective is when paired with the word Ah (pronounced A-Huh) which is in itself an abbreviation of the word ass so when combined Smoh Ah means a nice round bouncy ass or when said with sarcastic intent as is often the case it means a oversized buttocks or Barge Arse as it has come to be known.
A commonly used variation of smoh is smeh which is used in exactly the same context but is usually reserved for males as a greeting as in the example "Oh Smeh Stephens"
The smoh adjective spawned in the gangsta ass region of Sydney NSW inside the walls of Bally Boys High School and has been steadily gaining popularity among fucking awesome people everywhere.
Example 1
Max the Axe Murderer Stewart "Excuse me but you have some smoh itty-titties"
Female in question with large breasts "Oh how dare you" Slap!
Max the Axe Murderer Stewart "She wasn't having any of that"
Example 2
Barta "Oh Smoh Chidiac"
Chidiac "Can i get some spot over here i am gonna go bench press the world for a quick warm up"
Barta (in awe) "Smoh Chidiac"
Example 3
Thermae "Oh check out that Smoh Ah over there, you can see that thing coming from a mile away"
M Leonidas "Yeh but she is a hectic Dinga so she she is not a Smoh Ah she is really a Barge Arse"
Thermae "haha yeah shot Phil"
Max the Axe Murderer Stewart "Excuse me but you have some smoh itty-titties"
Female in question with large breasts "Oh how dare you" Slap!
Max the Axe Murderer Stewart "She wasn't having any of that"
Example 2
Barta "Oh Smoh Chidiac"
Chidiac "Can i get some spot over here i am gonna go bench press the world for a quick warm up"
Barta (in awe) "Smoh Chidiac"
Example 3
Thermae "Oh check out that Smoh Ah over there, you can see that thing coming from a mile away"
M Leonidas "Yeh but she is a hectic Dinga so she she is not a Smoh Ah she is really a Barge Arse"
Thermae "haha yeah shot Phil"
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill July 18, 2010
a slang word used in colloquial conversations to allude to ones testicles this is usually done when the individual has a large penis.
Example in conversation "Listen man your boy's gotta calm down on swingin' dem testiclots around."
"Nigga you gonna knock some lut out flicking your dick like that. And for god sakes put your testiclots away."
"Nigga you gonna knock some lut out flicking your dick like that. And for god sakes put your testiclots away."
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill August 18, 2008