NidgeDFX's definitions

Change your fucking tampon

To call out a female for being a complete bitch to others...

Girl: OMG! OMG! Why did you buy a diet coke?!?! I want a diet Pepsi! (slaps drink out of boyfriends hand)
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!

(Silence with crickets chirping...)

Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...

by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015

Penis Pilates

Exercises for your penis..

Mostly Penile Extension

If you will excuse me... I have to go and do my Penis Pilates...

by NidgeDFX January 6, 2015

Experimetal

A genre in metal where no two songs are alike for a band.

The true only way to tell the two songs are from the same band is the vocalist.

Avenged Sevenfold I consider Experimetal because they always try something new instead of the same sound.

by NidgeDFX July 16, 2013

Cancer Talking

When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...

Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...

by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015

Puttin in Work

When you or your teammate is dominating in a competitive video game.

Look at Ninja go! Puttin in work!!!!

by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018

Alt-timers disease

Taken from the word Alzheimer's disease and deliberately sounding very close to it as a joke .See alt which this definition I am using it for is when a player has more then one character on a MMORPG.

We use it to tease players that make to many characters in MMORPGS like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.

Hey man you know you will never get to the max level in this game if you play that many characters....

"I know man I love all these choices in this game...."

yea man.... he suffers from Alt-timers disease...

ROFL....

by NidgeDFX June 5, 2009

Get cho feet wet!

Get your feet wet is the accurate way but when said fast it sounds off...
Alternate saying to {get your hands dirty}
Can also be used as a silly universal slang to encourage (or persuade others) to do something they don't want/lack the courage to do. Or just talk trash to the enemy running away after an intense CQB

Drill Sgt.) Come on solider it's time to do some push ups
PVT) Yes Drill SGT!
Drill Sgt.) Come on Solider! Get your feet wet dammit!

A) I don't want to do the chores
B) Come on baby get cho feet wet!
A)I use my hands to wash the dishes...

Playing Overwatch:
Gamer talking Trash: Come on baby! Come on baby! Get cho feet wet! (kills the enemy) YEAAAAAAAH

Gamer talking to teamates: We need to get up in there...

(tank is camping like a {camper} )

Gamer talking to teamates: Come on baby get cho feet wet!!!!

by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018