Definitions by Nick S

dixel

An extremely small penis. A dick the size of a pixel.

Female 1: "Oh my god, I can't believe you went home with HIM! He is so hot!"
Female 2: "Oh guuuurl, but we got to his place after the club and he drops his pants and whips out a DIXEL!"
Female 1: "Aaaah heeeeelll nah gurl!"

dixel by Nick S February 10, 2014

DDR

A game which medical experts have suggested may assist youth in losing weight. It seems to consist of jumping around and engaging in a series of moves so ridiculous that a person performing them on any real dance floor would be laughed out of the club.

You couldn't pick up a girl at the club? Maybe it's because you pulled out those DDR moves.

DDR by Nick S December 6, 2004

Scourge of the Fat Race 

The irreparable harm inflicted on modern civilization by the Fat Race, or, the race of humans who carry enough excess fat to be classified as obese.

I was exposed to the scourge of the fat race when an airplane passenger who sat next to me was overflowing into my seat and cutting off my circulation.

Scourge of the Fat Race by Nick S December 5, 2004

Fuck me in the Blowhole 

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

Fuck me in the Blowhole by Nick S December 5, 2004

generic 

A versatile term that can be used to describe almost anything that possesses any of a number of negative properties.

1. That party was so fucking generic.
2. That car is generic.
3. Quit acting generic.

generic by Nick S December 5, 2004

Sodomographic 

An adjective used primarily to describe gay porn. Refers to the graphic act of sodomy.

Did you see the new Oliver Stone movie, "Alexander"? It was sodomographic!

Sodomographic by Nick S December 5, 2004

Perpendiculate 

The act of becoming perpendicular to something, usually the floor.

My alarm kept going off this morning but I just couldn't gather enough energy to perpendiculate myself.

Perpendiculate by Nick S December 5, 2004