Nick S's definitions

dixel

An extremely small penis. A dick the size of a pixel.

Female 1: "Oh my god, I can't believe you went home with HIM! He is so hot!"
Female 2: "Oh guuuurl, but we got to his place after the club and he drops his pants and whips out a DIXEL!"
Female 1: "Aaaah heeeeelll nah gurl!"

by Nick S February 10, 2014

Scourge of the Fat Race

The irreparable harm inflicted on modern civilization by the Fat Race, or, the race of humans who carry enough excess fat to be classified as obese.

I was exposed to the scourge of the fat race when an airplane passenger who sat next to me was overflowing into my seat and cutting off my circulation.

by Nick S December 5, 2004

generic

A versatile term that can be used to describe almost anything that possesses any of a number of negative properties.

1. That party was so fucking generic.
2. That car is generic.
3. Quit acting generic.

by Nick S December 5, 2004

Fuck me in the Blowhole

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

by Nick S December 5, 2004

Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor People

A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.

Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.

by Nick S December 5, 2004

Sodomographic

An adjective used primarily to describe gay porn. Refers to the graphic act of sodomy.

Did you see the new Oliver Stone movie, "Alexander"? It was sodomographic!

by Nick S December 5, 2004

Perpendiculate

The act of becoming perpendicular to something, usually the floor.

My alarm kept going off this morning but I just couldn't gather enough energy to perpendiculate myself.

by Nick S December 5, 2004