dixel

An extremely small penis. A dick the size of a pixel.

Female 1: "Oh my god, I can't believe you went home with HIM! He is so hot!"
Female 2: "Oh guuuurl, but we got to his place after the club and he drops his pants and whips out a DIXEL!"
Female 1: "Aaaah heeeeelll nah gurl!"

by Nick S February 10, 2014

Perpendiculate

The act of becoming perpendicular to something, usually the floor.

My alarm kept going off this morning but I just couldn't gather enough energy to perpendiculate myself.

by Nick S December 06, 2004

Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor People

A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.

Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.

by Nick S December 06, 2004

DDR

A game which medical experts have suggested may assist youth in losing weight. It seems to consist of jumping around and engaging in a series of moves so ridiculous that a person performing them on any real dance floor would be laughed out of the club.

You couldn't pick up a girl at the club? Maybe it's because you pulled out those DDR moves.

by Nick S December 06, 2004

Fuck me in the Blowhole

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

by Nick S December 06, 2004

Sodomographic

An adjective used primarily to describe gay porn. Refers to the graphic act of sodomy.

Did you see the new Oliver Stone movie, "Alexander"? It was sodomographic!

by Nick S December 06, 2004

generic

A versatile term that can be used to describe almost anything that possesses any of a number of negative properties.

1. That party was so fucking generic.
2. That car is generic.
3. Quit acting generic.

by Nick S December 06, 2004