Definitions by Nick S
DDR
A game which medical experts have suggested may assist youth in losing weight. It seems to consist of jumping around and engaging in a series of moves so ridiculous that a person performing them on any real dance floor would be laughed out of the club.
Scourge of the Fat Race
The irreparable harm inflicted on modern civilization by the Fat Race, or, the race of humans who carry enough excess fat to be classified as obese.
I was exposed to the scourge of the fat race when an airplane passenger who sat next to me was overflowing into my seat and cutting off my circulation.
Scourge of the Fat Race by Nick S December 5, 2004
generic
A versatile term that can be used to describe almost anything that possesses any of a number of negative properties.
Fuck me in the Blowhole
A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.
Fuck me in the Blowhole by Nick S December 5, 2004
Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor People
A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.
Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.
Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor People by Nick S December 5, 2004