Nick D's definitions

substantial abundance of wiener

A term used to describe lot of guys in the same place; a sausage fest.

Phil: "What a rockin' club! Time to get my groove on!"
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."

by Nick D February 18, 2005

indonesia

also: amnesia or memory loss resulting from smoking too much indo weed.

After smoking mad herb 2 hours before a test, I got indonesia and ended up getting an F-.

"Indonesia don't tease ya...I'm in a Benz with a bowlegged beaver." -Choppa Style

by Nick D April 3, 2003

Power Hour

An hour in which you drink 60 beer shots, one per minute. This is a lightweight alternative to the Century Club.

"Last night was really lame. I went over to Dee's house, we did a couple power hours, then I drove home."
"Dee who?"
"DEEZ NUTZ!!!"

by Nick D May 5, 2003

cook bricks

1) to prepare free base cocaine
2) to heat up square blocks of stone over a fire, on a frying pan, or in an oven or microwave

1)
"My projects thick, in my projects everybody cooks bricks." -Coo Coo Cal ("My Projects")

2)
George: "So how's the ol' lady been cookin' these days?"
Stan: "Pretty bad, man. Last night she cooked bricks in the oven. Tasted like shit and I broke my tooth."
George: "Sorry to hear that."
Stan: "Yeah, at least she's good in the sack."
George: "Word."

by Nick D November 24, 2003

tae-bo ho

a guy who is a complete bitch because he is all into tae-bo (or karate, jujitsu, pilates, etc.)

Jay-Z is a tae-bo ho. He's taking karate. Watch out!

by Nick D May 20, 2003

knock the bottom out of it

To have vigorous sex, usually with a girl, although this is not always the case upstate. A synonym of beat it up.

Since it was Valentines Day, Benny decided to surprise his wife with a romantic evening. He sent a dozen roses to her office (that is, he left them in the kitchen for her), and then sat her down to a candlelight dinner. Next he took her out for a romantic moonlit walk on the beach. To cap off the evening, he took her under the boardwalk and knocked the bottom out of it. Then when she was least expecting it, he stuck it in her dumper. Sometimes women need more from the man in their lives than just "I love you" and the occasional bouquet of flowers. Yes, sometimes they just need a fat cock up their poop chute.

by Nick D January 14, 2004

beat it up

to be on the giving end of a sexual encounter (short for "beat up the pussy" or for you fudge packers and freaks out there "beat up the ass").

My favorite pick-up line (always works):
"Hey baby, mind if I BEAT THAT UP?!?"
"OK"

Last night I pulled the old beat up and beat up maneuver. I saw this fly ass bitch walking down the street with this scrawny ass scrub. So I hit that motherfucker in the face and kicked him 17 times (beat him up) and then I took his ho back to my place and, well, to put it bluntly, I beat it up.

by Nick D September 8, 2003