Nick D's definitions

motherfucker

someone that fucks your mother.

My dad is a motherfucker, that's how I was born.

by Nick D February 14, 2003

pull the trigger

To force oneself to puke by sticking a finger down the throat...used in the drinking sense, rather than the bulimic sense.

When we got to the 150th minute of trying to join the bicentennial club, I realized I might have to pull the trigger if I wanted to stay in the game.

by Nick D May 9, 2004

it's your birthday

The only occasion on which short people are allowed to participate in certain activities, like pick-up basketball games or parties.

(Gary Coleman's birthday)
Gary Coleman: "Yo 50, is it cool if I go to that big party you're throwin' next tonight? G-G-G-Unit."
50 Cent: "Go shorty, it's your birthday."

by Nick D July 14, 2004

llell

Short for llello...Hispanic-origin slang for cocaine. Alternate (but less correct) spellings are yay and yea.

"You want some llell?
I'll front your ass a play
But other than that, get the hell out my face
Because you niggaz tryin to
Blow my buzz..."
-D12, "Blow My Buzz"

Teacher: "Kenny, what's 2 times 4?"
Kenny: "Um...uh...8?"
Teacher: "YAY! You got it right!"
Crackhead Jimmy: "Llell!?! What!?! Where!?! I need a freeze like there's no tomorrow."
Teacher: "No, Jimmy. We've gone over this before. 10 to 11 is math time. Drug dealing is only OK during lunchtime and gym class."

by Nick D November 5, 2005

struggling

Extremely ugly, haggard, broke down, and tore up.

(10-year reunion)
Megan: "Hey Jake, remember me?"
Jake: "Oh yeah, Candy, the dirty hooker from 57th and Market...have those warts cleared up yet?"
Megan: "No, silly, I was the head cheerleader, remember? You always wanted to go out with me, but I was dating the star quarterback of the football team. Well now I'm available..."
Jake: "Shit bitch, you were smokin' hot back then, but now you're straight up struuuuggling! Scat!"

by Nick D May 8, 2005

deez nutz

The testicles that reside within this scrotal sac?

Ayyo did what's his name give you a holla?
Who nigga???
DEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUTZ!!!!

by Nick D February 8, 2003

pop music group

A talentless, cookie-cutter product of the music industry that has changed form over the years, but right now in 2004 generally consists of:

1) A Jamaican-sounding guy singing in broken English and making little if any sense
2) Any girl with a half-decent voice, usually singing about dancing in the club or something equally overused and pointless

Apparently some people in America actually like this kind of music and have the impressive self-restraint to avoid changing the station when such a group is on the radio. I have yet to meet such a person, but I'd guess that middle schools all over the country are full of them.

See Sean Paul featuring whoever, Black-Eyed Peas, Shaggy featuring whoever, or any of the 200 other no-name spinoffs.


Typical song:

Jamaican guy:
"Shake yo booty mama
Shake shake yo booty
I like to see you shake it
Shake yo booty shake it"

Girl:
"I'm in the club dancing on a Friday night
I'm hangin with my peeps and I feel all right"

And so on...
The above song would probably crack the top 10 on the pop charts if I were to expand the lyrics and produce it. Sad, isn't it?

by Nick D August 16, 2004