cheesefish

An originally Slovenian food that looks like a fried filet of fish and is usually served with tartar sauce and a lemon, like fish would be. However, when you take the first bite you realize the terrible truth: it's cheese. Fried cheese.

"So how was dinner last night with Lori and her parents?"
"Not so good, playa. They pulled the old cheesefish switcheroo on me."
"Oh shit man! You fell for that one again? That's rough!"

by Nick D October 27, 2003

BC

1) Boston College, which happens to be a college in Boston.
2) Bankers Club, maker of dirt cheap liquor.
3) Before Christ, or whatever you want to call it...the time before the

During the trip to BC I was so wasted off BC vodka that I couldn't have told you if it was 2004 AD or BC.

by Nick D January 13, 2004

Usher impersonator

Someone who dresses up as Usher as a job for entertainment purposes. It's a little known fact that Usher is the second-most impersonated celebrity after Elvis. The few good ones can be found in Vegas, but the many bad ones usually work in the aisles at weddings, churches, and movie theaters. These shitty Usher impersonators usually have to wear "Usher" name tags so people know that they're trying to impersonate Usher.

Vanilla Ice: "Man, that guy at the movie theater showing people to their seats sure was one hell of a broke down Usher impersonator. I mean, if you're 60 years old and white and have to wear an 'Usher' name tag so people will know what you're doing, find another job."
Snow: "Yeah, I thought he was trying to be Bob Barker at first."

by Nick D May 24, 2004

stroke the J

to shoot exceptionally accurately in basketball

We were down 10 points, but once I started strokin' the J, we were unstoppable and ended up killing the motherfuckers. No really, we lost but after the game we did shoot them. And one of them really did fuck my mother.

by Nick D September 24, 2003

Cincinnati Car Bomb

The act of taking a dump inside of a car.

When I saw that decrepit geezer rolling across the parking lot laughing devilishly, I realized that parking in the handicap spot with my windows down had caused me to become a victim of the dreaded Cincinnati Car Bomb.

by Nick D April 05, 2004

beer shits

When you seriously need to take a dump the day after you drink a shit ton of beer.

You: Man I have MAD BEER SHITS...I need to find a crapper RIGHT NOW!
Oh fuck there it goes!
Girls: Ewww that's the grodiest thing I've ever seen! You're not tapping this ass tonight!
You: Fuck.

by Nick D February 08, 2003

box

1) Short for "tool box". Calling someone a box is worse than calling that person a tool, since it refers to a whole box of tools.
2) To fight using one's fists, usually in a ring, as if you were Mike Tyson.

You won't even box my 10-year-old brother? Man, you can be a real box sometimes.

by Nick D May 01, 2003