Definitions by Nick D

TMI 

1) Three Mile Island, a nuclear power plant near Harrisburg, PA that leaked radiation in 1979 one time but is still operational.

2) Too Much Information

Tex: "So how's that job at TMI going?"
Billy Bob: "Pretty good, at least since that accident way back when which made me grow a third ear on my ass."
Tex: "Damn dogg, TMI!"

TMI by Nick D January 31, 2004

break out 

1) to leave a place, sometimes forcefully
2) to get out of a rut
3) to suddenly experience large numbers of zits, usually on one's face

NOTE: Break out is NOT the opposite of break in.

1)
As soon as I realized I had fallen for the old "go to bed at 2 with a 10, get up at 10 with a 2" scam, I knew I had to break out of that joint ASAP.

2)
I broke out of my dating slump by scoring a threesome with the Olsen twins and doing Mary Kate indabutt.

3)
I tricked her into letting me give her the money shot by telling her it would prevent her face from breaking out.

break out by Nick D January 29, 2004

a sucka in a uniform waiting to get shot

What a cop is if you take away his gun and his badge.

"Without a gun and a badge, what do you got? A sucka in a uniform waiting to get shot." -Eazy-E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")

a sucka in a uniform waiting to get shot by Nick D January 28, 2004

air head 

Oral sex on an airplane.

During the 5 hour flight to Cali my bitch put her head under the blanket and it looked like she was just sleeping on my lap. But little did the rest of the plane know, I was actually getting some killer air head.

air head by Nick D January 28, 2004

break in 

1) to forcefully enter a building.
2) to work on an object or article of clothing to make it less new (break IT in).
3) to have sex with a virgin (break HER in).

1)
When the Tri Delts got to McDonald's too late and it was closed, they realized they would have to either break in or face the terrible possibility of not getting their favorite food in the world, the triple XXL double cheese bacon burger.

2)
Banana Republic salesman: "Now this outfit would look totally cute on you, but it may take some time to break in."
Josh Hartnett: "I'll break you in."
Banana Republic salesman: "Oh yeah big boy, I'll meet you in the dressing room in 5 minutes."

3)
Rob: "Congratulations on the wedding, buddy."
Brad: "Thanks. I'm so happy Sally stayed a virgin for me all these years."
Rob: "Hate to break it to you, but that's bullshit. I broke the bitch in a few months ago when she was passed out at Jeff's party."

break in by Nick D January 28, 2004

see ya later, alligator 

Something you say when you intend to say goodbye to someone and come out of the closet at the same time.

Fred: "Well I'm gonna get out of here. Later dogg."
James: "See ya later, alligator."
Fred: "Oh, so that's why you work at Banana Republic. Man, I always thought you were just a flaming metro."

see ya later, alligator by Nick D January 26, 2004

the distance 

The entirety of a game, race, length, or sexual encounter.

McNabb threw one for the distance with 10 seconds to go and the Eagles won the Super Bowl.

Joey told Katie that he would finally be able to go the distance this time, but once again he "blew it" before the game even started.

the distance by Nick D January 26, 2004