bend

To get drunk, usually results in said person becoming bent. Possibly short for "bend elbows".

Man, I was doing some serious bending in that game of Drink!.

by Nick D February 02, 2004

hood slide

see bo-duke it...basically means jumping into a car by unconventional means, i.e. over the side of the door or the back (only possible in a jeep, convertible, pick-up truck, or similar vehicle).

"When a mountain of a man with a 'born to kill' tattoo
Tried to cut in, I knocked out his front tooth
We ran outside, hood sliding like Bo Duke
What was I thinking?"
-Dierks Bentley ("What Was I Thinking?")

by Nick D October 01, 2003

Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch

When you come around looking for money when you're broke but nobody ever sees yo ass when you're rich.

Nigga last month you didn't chill round here at all riding yo' Escalade and shit but now the rent's due and you all up in our grills. Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch.

by Nick D February 11, 2003

h to the izzo

water, in ebonics.

Kizznids, remember to say nizzo to drizzugs, exercizzize, izzeat rizzite, and drink a shit load of h to the izzo.

by Nick D January 05, 2007

herpegonnosyphiltitis

The most dreaded STD of all time...a combination of all possible diseases. Can only be contracted from the dirtiest whores in the world. Often used figuratively to emphasize the dirtiness of a person.

Art: "I hooked up with Lisa last night. It was awesome!"
Dave: "Oh yeah, that's what Sam, Johnny, Pete, Ted, Nick D..."
Art: "Wait...all those guys were up in that?"
Dave: "Yeah, and also Kevin, Matt, Will...shit I could go on forever."
Art: "So your telling me every guy in your frat has nailed this girl?"
Dave: "No, no, no, not at all. Only about 80% of my frat, I'd say. And pretty much all of SAE, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, Pike, Alpha Beta...but she's hot, man. Good job."
Art: "Is she clean?"
Dave: "No, she's got herpegonnosyphiltitis. You wrapped it up, right?"
Art: "So that's why my dick turned green and purple and rotted off this morning."
Dave: "Yeah, that explains it."

by Nick D July 13, 2004

murder

to completely destroy and embarrass someone lyrically in a freestyle battle or on a track.

Whyte Out murdered his competition on 106th and Park's Freestyle Fridays.

"Eminem murdered you on your own shit, you a dick-riding faggot..." -Nas (to Jay-Z)

by Nick D June 04, 2003

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

by Nick D May 30, 2006