Nick D's definitions

All dogs must chase the cat.

the basic fact of life, which literally means that all playaz gotta work to get the pussy.

"All dogs must chase the cat."
"Word to your mother."

by Nick D May 30, 2003

It itches.

euphemism for "I have an S.T.D."

"Shit dogg I heard you banged Lil' Kim last weekend. She's a nasty slut and all, but she's pretty hot and has a nice rack. What you gotta say for yo' self playa?"
"It itches."

by Nick D April 19, 2003

the reefer

it's weed, bud, kill, grass, trees, smoke, cheeba, or in scientific talk mari-fucking-juana.

All these damn kids care about anymore is drinking their booze and smoking the reefer.

by Nick D September 8, 2003

of doom

An add-on that signifies that something is really badass, dangerous, or hardcore and might seriously fuck you up.

Yosef: "Check out this awesome gat I've got. I think I'm gonna go to the ghetto and shoot someone!"
Abraham: "That's a BB gun, dude. It probably won't even break the skin."
Yosef: "Whatever, man. It's the BB gun of DOOM! It could kill you, seriously. Watch out!"
*BANG!*
Abraham: "You just shot me, you fucking idiot! That left a mark...oh, no wait, it's gone."
Yosef: "DAMN!!!"

by Nick D July 19, 2004

P.I.

Public
Image

(your persona, what the general observer thinks of your style)

D.J.: "Did you hear what happened that Asian kid Wang Chung?"
B.J.: "Yeah, he got busted big time."
D.J.: "I can't believe he really made fake tests with D's and F's on them so that people would think he's a slacker, when really he's a straight-A student who studies all the time."
B.J.: "Yeah you know something's gotta be fishy when an Asian kid is failing."
D.J.: "That'll really cramp your style though, getting busted like that. It's gotta kill your P.I."
B.J.: "Yeah, but the thing is, his parents already killed it by naming him after that goofy 80's song."
D.J.: "Kind of like when my parents named me 'Disc Jockey'. But I got over it. Eventually."
B.J.: "Man, you do NOT wanna know what my real name is... By the way, I'm gay."

by Nick D June 4, 2004

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

by Nick D July 23, 2006

fish

to try to acquire something.

Bitch was fishing for compliments, saying shit like "I lost 5 lbs." and "I just got implants." and "How do I look?" So I pimp-slapped her.

by Nick D March 6, 2003