Nick D's definitions

all in

When not used in a poker game context, "all in" means that one thing is completely inside something else. No more of said object will be able to enter after this point. Often used in sexual situations.

Linda Tripp: "Go deeper baby, I can't even feel it."
Gary Coleman: "I can't, bitch...I'm all in."

by Nick D July 28, 2004

I'm your dad

A comeback of the "yo' mama" genre. If you really think about its implications, it's rather insulting.

Steve: "Yo' mama blows so hard she started Hurricane Katrina tryin' to put out the candles on her birthday cake."
Tony: "Awwww sheeit..."
Derek: "All right."
Steve: "Yo' brother so broke and stupid he went to the Nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents."
Tony: "Diggity damn..."
Derek: "Oh yeah?"
Steve: "Yeah. And I heard your sister got a summer job breedin' hound dogs!"
Tony: "Ooh...that hurts."
Derek: "Well I'm your dad."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "Yeah, just got the paternity test results. I remember that night. I was in line right behind the St. John's basketball team."
Tony: "Ooooooh snap! You just got served, son."

by Nick D September 9, 2005

fake the deal

1) to pretend something is true or put on a front to hide the real facts
2) to pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do so
3) to act like something is worth the money when it is actually more expensive

1)
Ho: "Playa you ain't gettin' none of this shit tonight. Scrub."
Pimp: "Shut up bitch, everybody knows yo' skank ass been around this city more times than the subway. You about as easy as first grade math class. Don't fake the deal."

2)
Teddy KGB: "Haha! I've got the boat! Pay up, bitch!"
Matt Damon: "Shit. Not again........wait a minute.........I don't even have any cards yet! You faked the deal!"

3) I thought that 2004 Hummer was a steal at $1000, but when they told me that the radio, steering wheel, seats, exhaust, frame, and engine were sold separately and cost a total of $70,000 I realized they had really faked the deal.

by Nick D December 11, 2003

cheesefish

An originally Slovenian food that looks like a fried filet of fish and is usually served with tartar sauce and a lemon, like fish would be. However, when you take the first bite you realize the terrible truth: it's cheese. Fried cheese.

"So how was dinner last night with Lori and her parents?"
"Not so good, playa. They pulled the old cheesefish switcheroo on me."
"Oh shit man! You fell for that one again? That's rough!"

by Nick D October 27, 2003

ride dirty

1) To roll in your car with drugs, guns, or other shit you don't want the cops to find. Usually drugs.

2) To not have taken a shower in awhile or wiped one's ass properly.

1)
"They see me rollin', they hatin', patrollin'
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty."
(Chamillionaire - "Ridin' Dirty")

2)
Jim: "Hey, get your ass over here. There's grippa bitches. What's taking so long?"
James: "Give me 20 minutes. Gotta take a shower."
Jim: "Dude, you don't need a shower. The party's not gonna wait."
James: "No, you don't understand...it was chili con carne night and we're out of T.P. The neighbors came over to complain because they thought someone was playing the trumpet terribly while firing a machine gun."
Jim: "OOOOH yeah, good call. You really don't want to ride dirty like that."

by Nick D June 11, 2006

friendly

(verb) To kill yourself, whether intentionally or not.

"Damn, we really weren't too friendly to Eugene yesterday. I hope he didn't freak out."
"Nah man didn't you hear what happened? He friendlied last night. Swallowed a bunch of rat poison."
"Oh that sucks."
"Yeah."
"Let's go watch Chappelle's Show."
"Yeeeeeah!"

by Nick D May 16, 2004

5 o'clock

happy hour, the international drinking time, sort of like 4:20 is for smoking the reefer.

"Pour me something tall and strong, make it a hurricane before I go insane.
It's only half past 12 but I don't care...it's 5 o'clock somewhere." -Alan Jackson/Jimmy Buffett

by Nick D September 30, 2003