Nick's definitions

Yugioh

The game i will kick all your asses at

I shall kick ur ass at yugioh

by Nick January 28, 2005

dial toned

to hang up on someone, to cut them off

Bill: "Hey wassup?"
Tony: "Wat u sayin?"
Bill: "Nothin, just chyllen, hangin around"
Tony: "Wanna meet my friend DialTone?"
Bill: "whose dial tone?"
Tony: (hangs up)

by Nick April 25, 2005

Hurricanejig

A tounge the moves swiftly around, almost dancing. Used to toss salads.

"His little hurricanejig tossed his salad big time!"

by Nick April 1, 2004

Defcon 1

Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.

Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.

Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.

by Nick October 18, 2004

cd repoman

someone who is always intense and gets your cd's back from one of your "friends" that borrowed/stole your cd's

I'm so glad that i called the CD repoman because he got my cd's back

by nick June 18, 2005

mafia

the people who really control the world we just dont know it.

Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are real gangstas.
Don't FUCK wit us Italians

by Nick June 25, 2003

Slobozia

(n.)
A chronic inability to pick up underpants.

by Nick March 28, 2003