NatE's definitions

Club Fed

a posh, minimum security prison for federal white collar crimes (like tax evasion or insider trading)

If Martha Stewart is convicted of insider trading, chances are she'll only do a couple years in Club Fed.

by Nate June 10, 2003

crabbage

ADJ-Having qualities of a cranky person. N- What you are full of if you are cranky.

N-You're full of crabbage. Get off your shit. ADJ-Quit being a crabbage ass.

by Nate April 6, 2004

klonies

slang for prescription drug klonopin (clonazepam) a benzodiazepine

i passed out after i hit off some klonies

by nate March 18, 2005

LARPie

Pejorative term for a LARPer (Live Action Role Play) in which people (generally lacking in social skills and basic hygiene) can act out fastasy role-play scenarios generally consisting of running around in the woods or their parents' backyard.

They could be found early on in their lives playing D&D and Magic at the lunch table in school. Generally shy around normies. Most male LARPies have little to no contact with the opposite sex, or at least the normies of the opposite sex.

"I live in a world of cold steel, and dungeons, and mighty foes.."

"I live in a world of dungeons, too. The dungeon we're taking you to is called the Reno County Jail."

"I'm wearing boots of escaping!"

"LARPies..."

by nate July 10, 2006

XXX

1) unofficial movie rating for pornography that displays orifice penetration;
2) a godawful movie staring Vin Diesel

1) "Me and my frat brothers hung out and watch Jena Jameson in XXX porn!"

2) "I can't believe I paid $7 to watch that stupid Vin Diesel movie!"

by Nate June 13, 2003

roflen

the present tense verb of rofl, which means "rolling on the floor laughing"

she is wearin emo glasses, roflen!

by nate November 24, 2004

bounds error

When your parents have sex on your bed

Dude there was a total bounds error last night...

by Nate March 15, 2005