james k polk

America's 11th President. Known as "Napoleon of the Stump"
James K Polk made sure sure the tariffs fell, made the English sell the Oregon Teritory, built an independent treasury, and after this he sought no second term
by nj May 08, 2004
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dumbdumb

a dumb little slut named kristen who cant add, read, or do anything right. hobbies include being a complete loser, and occasionaly being a total retard
by nj April 09, 2003
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french

1. Freedom
2. Coming from France, a country in Western Europe that some Americans find it necessary to make up facts about ("duuuh..the french lose in every war the fight..huhuhuh") because they don't act inferior to the US.
"If you type in 'French Military Victories' in Google, it says "Did You mean 'French Military Defeats'?"
"Not really, it was just some guy that knew how to use Photoshop"
by nj April 27, 2003
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the internet

Something Al Gore never said he invented
Al Gore said "I took the initiative in creating the internet" because he helped fund it or something
by nj June 08, 2004
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gladrag

"So what becomes of you, my love?
When they have finally stripped you of
the handbags and the gladrags
that your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy you"
or "that your granddad had to sweat so you could buy"\
by nj January 26, 2004
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token dog

Term used to refer to the ugly chick in a group of females. This group is one that normally can be expected to contain only beautiful females, but an ugly one is added as a politically correct gesture.
The one ugly cheerleader. The one ugly stewardess.
by nj December 19, 2003
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Pressed Ham

to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......
To initiate this friendship....I would like to offer you a pressed ham.....
by NJ April 27, 2003
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