bainton

when your homie has plans with you but instead ditches you for his woman
"i was gonna chill with rog last night but he pulled a bainton on me"
by nick December 27, 2002
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Whempys

The greatest lan party place ever, straight outta columbus, ohio baby.
d00d we should pwn it up at whempys tomorrow
by Nick June 27, 2004
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Shopping Cart

Dance technique adopted by most white, male teenagers that requires very little rhythm and coordination, but still comes off as looking funny and novel enough not to immediately take them out of contention with the better looking women at a club or a party. The shopping cart is peformed by placing one arm out in front of you, as if guiding an imaginary "cart," while with the other you branch out and clench a fist to any random area above your waist, as if "taking groceries of the shelf." In most cases, men who utilize the shopping cart can get a laugh, but those who use it generally are not the ones scoring with the chicks later. Has been a cornerstone of the white male teenager's limited dance repetoire for almost a decade.
"Ethan, afraid of losing Emily to the latino boy break dancing over on the opposite end of the gymnasium, acted quickly and busted out the shopping cart, which made Emily laugh. He quickly poured her some punch, complimented her on her eyes, and persuaded her to go out and get some fresh air. Without the shopping cart, he'd have to subject himself to talking with a butterface like Brenda."
by Nick February 04, 2004
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adjacent

a type of word used to describe things next to other things
1. the runway was adjacent to the road
2. i am adjacent to the dog
by Nick May 13, 2005
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the tigress

a gay superhero who fights crime and looks like a gay tiger and he also rocks the mohawk....he has had epic battles with people such as Dr.Doom at Universal Studios
like a character from marvel...only gayer and possibly a little fatter
by nick April 12, 2005
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alwight

From homestarrunner.com, a slightly mangled form of the expression "alright!" or "all right!", usually used in jubulation.
Alwight! I won the lottery!
by Nick October 14, 2003
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take a hot bath

verb, to masturbate (female).

c'mon ladies....we all know what it means.
Nick blew me off last night, so I just stayed at home and 'took a hot bath'.
by nick April 29, 2004
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