NICK's definitions

numbtard

a dumb fuck that doesn't know that a faggot is a pile of sticks

That numbtard didn't know that the twigs were really called faggots.

by Nick February 8, 2003

fack

How Canadians usually pronounce the word "fuck"

Holy fack, yous a biitch

by Nick May 13, 2005

internet speed

the speed of your internet, usually measured in KBps or MBps.

My internet speed is teh sux0r.

by Nick June 27, 2004

scrodom

a scrodom is ones nutsack where ones balls are held

yo my scrodom is itchy as hell

by nick August 12, 2004

muntpig

Another variation on munter.
Essentially a derisory term for a dog-rough bird.

"That lass you took home last night had a face like a shithouse door. What a muntpig."

by Nick June 19, 2006

flibble

A psychotic penguin hand puppet owned by a mad hologram named Rimmer.

"Mr Flibble is very cross..."

by Nick May 10, 2004

fuck sock

Any sock, usually worn througout that day, in which you shoot your load into while masturbating to a raunchy porn.

Dude, I just found Fitzy's fuck sock stuffed between the bed matress, SICK!!!

by Nick June 19, 2006