Definitions by NESMonster

lost patrol

A plot where all the characters are killed off one by one until a deus ex machina arrives or they reach safety.

Every god damn horror movie has a lost patrol plot.

lost patrol by NESMonster February 3, 2004

projectionist 

1. The guy who starts movies, and in time, will lose his job to the ever growing dome of jobs that technology will be able to replace.
2. A word you typed in because you're bored out of your god damned mind. Maybe it's your job, maybe it's your friends job, maybe you didn't know what a projectionist is, but the point is you have to get up and go do something besides waste your time here. Ride the bus with your headphones off, meet new people, talk to the first pretty opposing sex you see, who knows something might start. JUST GET OFF YOUR ASS!

By the way I'm totally in the same rut.

1. Hey! Your projectionist won't start the movie!
2. I said get out of the house.

projectionist by NESMonster February 3, 2004

system requirements

A set of words letting you know if you have to pay lots of money in the near future.

Doug: What's system requirements on that thing?
Bob: I think I'm going to have to buy a new computer, for this.... what's your name again?
Doug: Doug.
Bob: *KABOOM*
Doug: I hate it when that happens.

system requirements by NESMonster February 2, 2004

copyright 

Just like "employees must watch hands," this is a group of words that nobody reads. It's just a friendly reminder that the guy who typed what's copywritten will shake his fist at you if he finds out you take credit for his work.

Jim: You can't take that, it's got a copyright!
Doug: Just watch me. (copies and pastes jim's work!)
Jim: Noooo! *shakes fist at Doug!*
Doug: My name is Doug!
Jim: *KABOOM*
Doug: that showed him.

copyright by NESMonster February 2, 2004

nescity 

1. When your NES collection is getting quite huge.
2. Also a rather rad website - www.nescity.com

Rafananananananananasa: "Man, you're in nescity! This collection is outrageous!
Doug: "Thanks, Raf."
Rafananananananananasa: "Just because I am foreign does not grant you the right to abbreviate my name."
Doug: "You abbreviate my name all the time!"
Rafananananananananasa: "What's your name again?"
Doug: Doug
Rafananananananananasa: *KABOOM!*

nescity by NESMonster February 2, 2004

chimping 

What one does after taking a picture with a digital camera and looking at the result. Derived from the words they speak when chimping: "Ooo-oo-oo!"

Locals: Stupid tourists and their stupid chimping.
Tourists: Ooo-oo-oo! Look at Jane in front of car! She so pretty!

chimping by NESMonster February 2, 2004

Foofle 

What you probably typed when you were trying to spell google.

I'll search for it.... www.foofle.com - Damn it!

Foofle by NESMonster February 2, 2004