28 definitions by Murdoc Kylburne

PR-ace

1. Ace in public relations, like Edward Bernays himself, 100% pro, level 9999999, god of PR.
2. Faggot. Not gay. Not homosexual. Faggot. A very bad person.

- Do you know who Edward Bernays was?
- Yeah, he was a real PR-ace.
- True!

by Murdoc Kylburne May 4, 2019

bubblonomics

The right way to describe the modern state of the world's global economy. The final state of its decay. The economy which stopped producing goods and services for people, but became the most sophisticated device of making money out of money, making the rich way more fewer & richer while multiplying poverty. The term reminds us of bubbles which are constantly produced at stock exchange markets to bring the world again to the brink of the next global crisis.

We need to start studying bubblonomics at school to be prepared for survival in a permanent global economic crisis.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 15, 2021

маскоёб

Мозгоёб, фапающий на илону в маске, известную в миру как Илона Маск, самого успешного пиар-аса современности, разводящего лохов в массовом порядке и банкстеров на баблос. Отличительная черта маскоёба - упоротость в святой непогрешимости Илоны, даже если это очевидно противоречит здравому смыслу.

Поциент - явный маскоёб: он продал свою квартиру и вложил все деньги в акции Илоны.

by Murdoc Kylburne April 23, 2020

mother4care

Euphemism 4 motherfucker.

Don't mess with Dick. He's such a dick and mother4care.

by Murdoc Kylburne May 10, 2021

riding a white horse

A more polite way of saying you are taking a shit

A wife is calling her husband over the cell phone.
- Hello, darling! Where are you? I've checked the whole house and you're nowhere to be seen.
- Check the bathroom - I'm riding a white horse.
- Why are you so long there?
- I'm having a shy one. Tryin' to pinch one off.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 11, 2018

Trump Lynne

A Russian word for "springboard". Any coincidence with real persons is purely by chance.

P1 - Do you know what Russians call a springboard?
P2 - No.
P1 - Trumpleen.
P2 - Trump Lynne? LOL

by Murdoc Kylburne January 19, 2017

Wrap your crap

A relatively polite way of saying "Eat shit you dickhead!" Also deployable, when someone is not willing to take the poop their dog has made on a public territory.

Hey mister! Your pet has left something here for you.
What is it?
Mr. Poop, please, wrap your crap.

by Murdoc Kylburne April 16, 2020