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An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"
Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!
by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016
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A radical fascist feminist dictator wannabe that ran for POTUS in 2016, but lost to a radical misogynist Tronald Dump.
Did you vote for hitlery clittorn in 2016? Oh, I see, you have a brain cancer.
by Murdoc Kylburne February 19, 2017
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(Pseudo) Abbreviation, coined in RuNet, derived from the Russian word "zeyebis", which broadly means "really fucking good".
- Do you like my new haircut?
- ZBS
- ?
- Really fucking good!!!
by Murdoc Kylburne January 27, 2020
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Adjective, an antonym (opposite) to the smartest, describing a person who always tries to outsmart everybody they come across, considering everybody stupid and thinking no one notices that their behaviour is outrageous, while everybody keeps silence out of politeness. A synonym to a dickhead, prick, bastard etc.
Keep away from Donald. He is so smart-assed. Thinks himself the smartest and consider everybody yahoos. He will buy you a cup of "covfefe" today , but tomorrow he will make you pay for a dozen of "covfefes".
by Murdoc Kylburne January 16, 2018
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Normalcy is perversion. Normality is OK. If a speaker is a pervert, normalcy is ok for the speaker, but not for us, normal people. Being black/red/yellow/brown/white is normal.
Respecting women, old people, children, people with some health conditions is normal. Claiming perverts normal people is a new normalcy, i.e. perversion that is, should be banned in civilised societies.
by Murdoc Kylburne June 1, 2020
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A very contagious and dangerous type of virus capable of killing people who like sucking cocks.
All cocksuckers should be careful about this Cocksuckervirus. It's reported to be lethal. And it's spreading the world.
by Murdoc Kylburne August 17, 2017
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1. Alfa-female, bitch in charge.

2. One of those who came there first.
1. Girls, listen to me carefully, I'm the first batch here.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.
by Murdoc Kylburne July 4, 2019
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