billericay

Billericay was the home of the pilgrim fathers. It was ,and still is, the home of my father who has never been a pilgrim.
The next train leaving platform two stops at Ilford, Romford, Brentwood, Shenfield, Billericay and all stations to Southend.
by Muffindamule October 01, 2006
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plodrodgering

To elect for early retirement from a police force or other civil service (often on health grounds) rather than wait for the results of a disciplinary hearing likely to have a detrimental effect on ones career prospects. Plodrodgering was particularly prevalent in the British Met. Police in the mid 1990s but has become less so recently following a government clampdown.
Do you think that incompetent berk will get the boot after the hearing Noddy ?
No Chief, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't already decided on plodrodgering !
by muffindamule October 25, 2006
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neonazi

People who think they hate jews but in reality do not even know what a jew is. Also notorious for their dislike of people with a skin colour not matching their own. The average neonazi has an IQ invertly proportional to their boot size and a penis to match.
Oh shit, I've failed to graduate in the University of Life. I'm a plain and simple dumbhead. I think I'll become a neonazi so people will have to respect me !
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turking

Those two have been turking each other I feel sure !
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subsidy milker

A clever fellow who, given the opportunity, milks the state in that he or she applies for and receives all available state or EU subsidies regardless of entitlement.
Well, shiver me timbers, if it's not another subsidy milker !
by Muffindamule October 04, 2006
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redcap

A member of the British Royal Military Police. Probably the world's most proffesional and well respected police force.
There was severe rioting in the city last night until they sent the Redcaps in.
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muffing

To smell like one hasn't washed for a few months.
Phooh, she's / he's absolutely muffing !
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