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subsidy milker

A clever fellow who, given the opportunity, milks the state in that he or she applies for and receives all available state or EU subsidies regardless of entitlement.
Well, shiver me timbers, if it's not another subsidy milker !
by Muffindamule October 4, 2006
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dickie dido

The hair round her dickie dido hang down to her knees !
by Muffindamule October 1, 2006
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muffindamule

muffindamule is a misreprentation of a sexual deviation known only to the gentle folk of Ireland. A bit like dobbin the donkey.
Q. Woi's the lazy bastard always late doing the milking ?
A. He's been muffindamule to be sure !
by Muffindamule October 2, 2006
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neonazi

People who think they hate jews but in reality do not even know what a jew is. Also notorious for their dislike of people with a skin colour not matching their own. The average neonazi has an IQ invertly proportional to their boot size and a penis to match.
Oh shit, I've failed to graduate in the University of Life. I'm a plain and simple dumbhead. I think I'll become a neonazi so people will have to respect me !
by Muffindamule September 22, 2008
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plodrodgering

To elect for early retirement from a police force or other civil service (often on health grounds) rather than wait for the results of a disciplinary hearing likely to have a detrimental effect on ones career prospects. Plodrodgering was particularly prevalent in the British Met. Police in the mid 1990s but has become less so recently following a government clampdown.
Do you think that incompetent berk will get the boot after the hearing Noddy ?
No Chief, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't already decided on plodrodgering !
by muffindamule November 7, 2008
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johnny

A johnny or johny is a term used to describe a condom.
I will only let you dip your stick if you use a johnny.
by muffindamule October 5, 2006
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Budism

To believe in Bud. From Bud -(the shortened form of a brand of beer popular in the USA) and ism - belief
I'm giving up bourbonism and taking up budism. It's cheaper and healthier !
by muffindamule October 5, 2006
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