Putinani
/pʊˈtɪnɑ ni/
noun
VULGAR SLANG
a dickheadtator's genitalia, specifically the orifice by which the Russian president can go fuck himself.
/pʊˈtɪnɑ ni/
noun
VULGAR SLANG
a dickheadtator's genitalia, specifically the orifice by which the Russian president can go fuck himself.
"I have instructed my generals to put our nuclear arsenal into a special regime of combat duty" - Vladimir Putin, February 26th, 2022.
"Go stick your nukes in your putinani!" - Ukraine, and the rest of the world, soon thereafter.
"Go stick your nukes in your putinani!" - Ukraine, and the rest of the world, soon thereafter.
by Ms. Unformation February 27, 2022
Get the Putinanimug. flaccidiot
/ˈflasɪdɪət/
noun
a stupid or ignorantly foolish person, usually male, possessing an appendage that hangs limply, especially so as to look or feel unpleasant, (e.g.: a limp dick)
/ˈflasɪdɪət/
noun
a stupid or ignorantly foolish person, usually male, possessing an appendage that hangs limply, especially so as to look or feel unpleasant, (e.g.: a limp dick)
- " Did you see Nick Adams is banging on about being an alpha male again?"
"LOLz 'alpha'? That beta cuck is nothing but a flaccidiot with an orange stain around his mouth."
"LOLz 'alpha'? That beta cuck is nothing but a flaccidiot with an orange stain around his mouth."
by Ms. Unformation June 28, 2023
Get the Flaccidiotmug. covidtose
/ˈkoh-vidtəʊs,ˈko-vidtəʊz/
adjective
Relating to or in a state of coma when facing the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19. Particularly relevant to the complete ineptitude displayed by several world leaders and their governments.
/ˈkoh-vidtəʊs,ˈko-vidtəʊz/
adjective
Relating to or in a state of coma when facing the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19. Particularly relevant to the complete ineptitude displayed by several world leaders and their governments.
“We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five. And those people are all recuperating successfully. But we’re working very closely with China and other countries, and we think it’s going to have a very good ending for it. So that I can assure you.” - Donald J. Trump, January 30th 2020
“We have all got to be clear, this is the worst public health crisis for a generation." ... "It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public: many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.” - Boris Johnson, March 12th 2020
“Not a single case of COVID-19 has so far been reported in our country.” - North Korean Cabinet Report, April 12th 2020
"Those guys were, and in the case of at least one of them, still are totally covidtose. Either that, or they're fucking delusional." - The Public, who have the right to expect their leaders to ptotect them.
“We have all got to be clear, this is the worst public health crisis for a generation." ... "It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public: many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.” - Boris Johnson, March 12th 2020
“Not a single case of COVID-19 has so far been reported in our country.” - North Korean Cabinet Report, April 12th 2020
"Those guys were, and in the case of at least one of them, still are totally covidtose. Either that, or they're fucking delusional." - The Public, who have the right to expect their leaders to ptotect them.
by Ms. Unformation April 14, 2020
Get the Covidtosemug. Dickheadtator
/ˈdɪkhɛdˈteɪtə/
noun
VULGAR SLANG
a stupid, irritating, or ridiculous man, with visions of grandeur such that he thinks he is a ruler with total power over a country, occasionally one who has obtained control by force, but more often just through smoke, mirrors and utter bullshit.
/ˈdɪkhɛdˈteɪtə/
noun
VULGAR SLANG
a stupid, irritating, or ridiculous man, with visions of grandeur such that he thinks he is a ruler with total power over a country, occasionally one who has obtained control by force, but more often just through smoke, mirrors and utter bullshit.
"When somebody is president of the United States, your authority is total," - Donald J. Trump, April 13th, 2020.
"You're a fucking dickheadtator, buddy!" - Rest of the human species, soon thereafter.
"You're a fucking dickheadtator, buddy!" - Rest of the human species, soon thereafter.
by Ms. Unformation April 13, 2020
Get the Dickheadtatormug. felonthropy
/ˈfel.ən.θrə.pi/
𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯
the desire to promote the self-imterest of others, namely felons, expressed especially by the misguided donation of money to bad causes.
/ˈfel.ən.θrə.pi/
𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯
the desire to promote the self-imterest of others, namely felons, expressed especially by the misguided donation of money to bad causes.
"he acquired a considerable fortune through grifting and preying on the felonthropy of his worshippers"
by Ms. Unformation June 09, 2024
Get the felonthropymug. Phlegmbryo
/flɛmbrɪəʊ/
noun
the earliest detectable stage of a dead cold or other bacterial infection that is going to result in days of a nose blowing ANZ coughing up green bile.
/flɛmbrɪəʊ/
noun
the earliest detectable stage of a dead cold or other bacterial infection that is going to result in days of a nose blowing ANZ coughing up green bile.
That moment when you can feel a phlegmbryo gestating and you know tomorrow you're gonna have a head cold. 😭🤒
by Ms. Unformation January 21, 2023
Get the Phlegmbryomug. /ˈtrʌmpɒn/
noun
A plug of soft material inserted into the mouth of the POTUS to absorb verbal shit. Often required as part of his 28-hour manstral cycle.
noun
A plug of soft material inserted into the mouth of the POTUS to absorb verbal shit. Often required as part of his 28-hour manstral cycle.
by Ms. Unformation May 28, 2020
Get the Trumponmug.