felonthropy

felonthropy
/ˈfel.ən.θrə.pi/

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯

the desire to promote the self-imterest of others, namely felons, expressed especially by the misguided donation of money to bad causes.

"he acquired a considerable fortune through grifting and preying on the felonthropy of his worshippers"

by Ms. Unformation June 9, 2024

Felanthropist

n. - A person who is unusually adept at and interested in getting other people fellatio i.e. (blowjobs, head, etc.)

Guy 1: Yo bro, why are you always bringing up blowjobs around my roommate?
Guy 2: I'm just tryin' to get the idea in her head bro. I want to get you a blowjob. I'm a felanthropist.
Guy 1: Yeah, a "self-proclaimed" felanthropist....

by ieatjenga April 20, 2015