Deepmouth

When she takes it all in her mouth, But you are not big enough to reach her throat

He was So small I was.able to easily deepmouth him

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 04, 2019

Pooface

When a person or animals face has markings or discoloration resembling poo splatter

Did you see the pooface on her?

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 14, 2019

Peanuteater

When a cock is so big you don't know if you should suck it or feed it a peanut

He was huge and I don't think I can handle his peanuteater

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 04, 2019

Gardenwho

When a town or place is so rural and unheard of, Its authenticity in existance is questioned or needs to be repeated when spoken.

Dan: Where do you live?
Larry: Garden Valley
Dan: Gardenwho!?!

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 03, 2019

Fuckered up

When something is so fucked up its fuckered up

I just finished building the wall, But it looks all fuckered up!

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 14, 2019

Cavecock

When a penis looks like a caveman bat

Have you ever seen his penis? Its shaped like a bat with a rough texture. Ewe he has a cavecock.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 01, 2019

Crick

A small flowing waterway in a rural, Or recheck prominent area.

Well billybob imma gonna go get me some a den fancy weeds for mamma at da crick.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 18, 2019