Cavecock

Have you ever seen his penis? Its shaped like a bat with a rough texture. Ewe he has a cavecock.

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Ashcock

When a penis looks like a lit cigarette that needs to be ashed. Also commonly referred to as a smock.

His penis was weird looking, And gray. I didn't know if I should suck it, Or smoke it. He had ashcock.

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A small flowing waterway in a rural, Or recheck prominent area.

Well billybob imma gonna go get me some a den fancy weeds for mamma at da crick.

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When a town or place is so rural and unheard of, Its authenticity in existance is questioned or needs to be repeated when spoken.

Dan: Where do you live?
Larry: Garden Valley
Dan: Gardenwho!?!

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When a cock is so big you don't know if you should suck it or feed it a peanut

He was huge and I don't think I can handle his peanuteater

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I just finished building the wall, But it looks all fuckered up!

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When a person or animals face has markings or discoloration resembling poo splatter

Did you see the pooface on her?

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