Mr.Juan-derful's definitions

Obamafication

the process of restoration and repair

By the end of 2008 the economy was in the worst condition since the great depression, the financial sector was in big trouble and GM was bankrupt. Through Obamafication the financial industry is being returned to solvency, GM is once again making a profit, and jobs are being created.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 28, 2010

National Debt Trifecta

A term for Ronald Reagan ,George H. W. Bush, and George W Bush the 3 presidents who created 90% of America's national debt

When Jimmy Carter left office America's total national debt was less than $1 trillion by the time George W Bush left office the national debt was $10 trillion, Reagan and the Bushes created 90% of America's national debt, known as the National Debt Trifecta.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 26, 2010

Dracula sneeze

holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into you elbow

Do to the H1N1 swine flu pandemic the Centers For Disease Control recommends using the Dracula sneeze technique to avoid spreading germs.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 14, 2010

La Raza

a civil rights advocacy group for Mexican-Americans

La Raza is to Mexican-Americans what the NAACP is to African-Americans

by Mr.Juan-derful January 9, 2010

West Virginia's middle finger

A narrow strip of land that pokes up between Ohio and Pennsylvania

The city of Wheeling is located on West Virginia's middle finger.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

Big Butter Jesus

a 60' tall statue of Jesus made out of a light colored stone that looks like butter, located in Middleton,OH along I-75 just north of Cincinnati

The Big Butter Jesus became famous because of novelty song by Heywood Banks.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

DOMA

Defense Of Marriage Act: An Orwellian term for a law that does the exact opposite of what the title implies, rather than defending marriage it denies some people the right to marry

religious zealot: "Thank God for the Defense of Marriage Act, now my marriage is being defended I never have to worry about divorce or anything like that."

gay man: "You dumbass the DOMA doesn't defend anybodies marriage it just says that if my husband and I ever leave Massachusetts other states don't have to recognize our marriage."

by Mr.Juan-derful August 1, 2010