texten driver

a dumbass person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road
Officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park killing 10 people

Driver: i was texting :(

Officer: Damn texten drivers
by Mr.Ham July 01, 2010
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drink drilling

The act of moving your straw up and down in hopes of finding some lost beverage buried within the ice
I thought I had some mountain dew left so I decided to start drink drilling, after 3 hours I decided to give up
by Mr.Ham March 08, 2011
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