ting

Noun: In Magic: The Gathering, a shortening of the word 'Beating'.
Verb: To win a game of Magic by an extraordinary stroke of luck or incredible talent, usually in the first 5 turns.

"I delivered such a brutal 'Ting in the 3rd round to the fool playing Astral Slide.

by Montezuma999 July 25, 2003

bauhaus

a protogoth band from the 80's, they had a sound way ahead of their time. Famous for songs like hollow hills or Bela Logusi's dead, their music is very slow at times, and reminds one of wind, cold as death, whistling through the autumn leaves on the trees, a stagnant mist hanging low on the ground. At least, that's what I get out of it. Bauhaus is named after the german school of design, who was obsessed with efficency. For instance, they abolished the capital letters, because moving your finger over to the shift key took too much time.

"Dude, did you get the new bauhaus CD?"

"Um, they've been broken up for like 20 years, dipshit."

by Montezuma999 June 20, 2003

mouse

A user input device for the computer. these were first invented by Apple computers, and was then stolen by Microsoft and given the right click button. Mice were first introduced with Graphical User interfaces, or GUIs. If you can read this, you know what a mouse is.

Ok, now click the right mouse button on it and select settings.

by Montezuma999 June 20, 2003

palpable

Sensible by any of the 5 human senses, or by intuition, also known as the 6th sense. An intense feeling.

The hatred was palpable, hanging heavy and ugly in the air.

by Montezuma999 July 25, 2003

pen

Noun: A small, hollow, ink filled object which disperses said ink onto various writing mediums, like paper, cocktail napkins, or anything suitably porous.

Hand me that pen, I need to jot down a phone number.

by Montezuma999 July 25, 2003

prude

Someone so scared of their own sexuality, or of being considered a pervert for common sexual activities, that people are prompted to consider them to have no sexual orientation.

Any person who is interested romantically in members of the opposite/same sex, but feels that sex or sexual activities,including dating, are a waste of time and money.

Sex can wait, masturbate!

by Montezuma999 June 20, 2003

manascrewed

In Magic:The Gathering, to not draw enough lands or mana producers, like black lotus, to play spells and win the game.

"Man, I got so manascrewed in that last game against Kai Budde. I should put a few more forests in here."

by Montezuma999 May 28, 2003