Definitions by Montezuma999

palpable 

Sensible by any of the 5 human senses, or by intuition, also known as the 6th sense. An intense feeling.

The hatred was palpable, hanging heavy and ugly in the air.

palpable by Montezuma999 July 25, 2003

pen 

Noun: A small, hollow, ink filled object which disperses said ink onto various writing mediums, like paper, cocktail napkins, or anything suitably porous.

Hand me that pen, I need to jot down a phone number.

pen by Montezuma999 July 25, 2003

ting 

Noun: In Magic: The Gathering, a shortening of the word 'Beating'.
Verb: To win a game of Magic by an extraordinary stroke of luck or incredible talent, usually in the first 5 turns.

"I delivered such a brutal 'Ting in the 3rd round to the fool playing Astral Slide.

ting by Montezuma999 July 25, 2003

truth 

Noun.
1. the version of the past, present and future that most people agree upon, Fact.

2.The thing you're least likely to encounter all day.

This sentence is true.

truth by Montezuma999 July 8, 2003

abortion 

1. The termination of a developing Embryo or fetus, egal in most states up until the 2nd trimester.

2.A good thing. Even if the woman has consensual sex and takes no precautions, it is still up to her wether or not to abort the pregnancy. It is still her right, even if the choice is made for the most asinine reason imaginable, for instance, "I don't like the way kids smell". I find it ironic that "Pro-Life"-rs have murdered hundreds of doctors who preform abortions. Also, what about other forms of contraception? If by wearing a condom or taking the pill a couple prevents a pregnancy from occuring, is that the same as an abortion? Why would it be any different? It would only be the elimination of another possible human life, right? Or do you only care about life of any kind, for instance, the millions of skin cells scraped off every day by normal scratching, for example? If that's the case, than anyone who has ever had a rash or skin irritation is a serial killer. All I want is a little consistincey, that's all.

"I was pregnant. I did not wish to be. I had an abortion. I am happier for it. Is that a problem?

abortion by Montezuma999 July 7, 2003

mouse 

A user input device for the computer. these were first invented by Apple computers, and was then stolen by Microsoft and given the right click button. Mice were first introduced with Graphical User interfaces, or GUIs. If you can read this, you know what a mouse is.

Ok, now click the right mouse button on it and select settings.

mouse by Montezuma999 June 20, 2003

bauhaus 

a protogoth band from the 80's, they had a sound way ahead of their time. Famous for songs like hollow hills or Bela Logusi's dead, their music is very slow at times, and reminds one of wind, cold as death, whistling through the autumn leaves on the trees, a stagnant mist hanging low on the ground. At least, that's what I get out of it. Bauhaus is named after the german school of design, who was obsessed with efficency. For instance, they abolished the capital letters, because moving your finger over to the shift key took too much time.

"Dude, did you get the new bauhaus CD?"

"Um, they've been broken up for like 20 years, dipshit."

bauhaus by Montezuma999 June 20, 2003