Mojo maniac's definitions
by Mojo Maniac August 9, 2008

Due to superstition in most countries about the number 13 being bad luck, this particular floor of a building is usually named the 14th floor by the elevator console.
Harold: I want to go to the 13th floor of this building.
Earl: There is no such thing as the 13th floor in this building.
Earl: There is no such thing as the 13th floor in this building.
by Mojo Maniac August 8, 2008

by Mojo Maniac August 9, 2008

This is a room in everybody's house where they keep the door closed because this is where they put all their junk that they don't know what else to do with it. So when you open the door the only thing you can say is "Oh My God".
Friend#1:What's behind that door?
Friend#2:Oh that's my OMG room.
Friend#1:Well let's have a look.
Friend#2:OK
Friend#1:Oh My God!
Friend#2:Oh that's my OMG room.
Friend#1:Well let's have a look.
Friend#2:OK
Friend#1:Oh My God!
by Mojo maniac October 6, 2008

This is a name given to weed that isn't very good but the dealer calls it this to make you want buy it anyway.
Dealer:Hey Bro, I have this weed called Comershmicon and it's only 50 dollars a half ounce.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.
by Mojo Maniac August 14, 2008

by Mojo maniac October 12, 2008

This is used primarily by people in Hollwood to explain why they didn't show up at a planned event that they promised to attend.
Arnold: Dude,you promised to come to my private party and bring the cocaine.
Sylvester:Dude, I Flaked.
Arnold:Oh, that's cool.
Sylvester:Dude, I Flaked.
Arnold:Oh, that's cool.
by Mojo maniac October 7, 2008
