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geek chic

An obvious oxymoron, 'geek chic' emerges from oxygen deprived hallucination in which geeks evolve into actual existence as a sort of technocracy radiating the holy aura of cool. You will find no more crushing an argument against geek chic than Bill Gates, who despite being the richest man in the world sports an apparent $5 coiffure and birth control glasses.
"You speak of geek chic, let let he who amongst you has an actual example of it speak now."---- Jesus Christ c 23 A.D.
by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005
mugGet the geek chicmug.

melanphiliac

A person- especially caucasian- who loves blacks and black culture.
"Kirsten was a notorious melanphiliac with a string of inexpicable gangstas to her discredit."
by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005
mugGet the melanphiliacmug.

camnesia

'Camnesia' is what occurs after one has done something on webcam one wishes he/she had not- especially beaver shots and self-violation.
Heather was totally claiming camnesia until Justin started posting webcaptures of her with her arm up her snatch. Then Heather just sort of...disappeared.
by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005
mugGet the camnesiamug.

acute angina

"Not only did she have those spectacular jugulars, she also had acute angina."
by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005
mugGet the acute anginamug.

heavy meat

1. A giant or enormous penis.
2. Literally wrecking pussy with a protracted pounding of thundercock. 'Cock and Awe' fucking.
"I can tell you why Sabrina still has that silly look on her face, Dude. I spent like six hours last night pouring the heavy meat to her."
by Mo Dixley June 13, 2008
mugGet the heavy meatmug.

Cunt

A woman with the ethics of a man.
by Mo Dixley August 25, 2006
mugGet the Cuntmug.

BONAR

The ability to detect the presence of babes- especially in cyberspace- without actual sight of them, popularly attributed to a sensory organ within the penis. BONAR- BO(ner) N(avigation) A(nd) R(anging).
She didn't have a profile pic up, Dude... but I was like totally picking her up on BONAR right away.
by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005
mugGet the BONARmug.

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