Mo Dixley's definitions

Cuntery

1. The behavior of arch-bitches.
2. Blanket term to describe the behavior of women who assume the societal prerogatives traditionally reserved for men.

'Hark! Methinks the most fell cuntery was afoot this eve.'--- Attributed to John Wayne Bobbit's ambulance driver c. 1993

by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005

penis gallery

In a chatroom, 'the penis gallery' are the group who can be counted on to twist any conversation south of the border.

It was an emotive conversation until the penis gallery chirped in with their inevitable blatant double entendre.

by Mo Dixley September 16, 2005

psunami

A virtual tsunami of punanny.

Dude, my brother's in a band. Backstage after every gig they're hit by like a total psunami of delectable young snatch.

by Mo Dixley November 22, 2010

Barbie Belt

The Barbie Belt is the geographic area that encompasses from coastal Southern California all the way east to Phoenix, Arizona. Famed for the world's highest concentration of gorgeous, suntanned babes with delectable round asses and monster sweatermeat, the Barbie Belt is the universally recognized paradise on earth of upmarket gash.

"This is going to be the best roadtrip ever, Dude! Look! I-5 South, gateway to paradise and the Holy Land of the Barbie Belt!"

by Mo Dixley April 27, 2009

BONAR

The ability to detect the presence of babes- especially in cyberspace- without actual sight of them, popularly attributed to a sensory organ within the penis. BONAR- BO(ner) N(avigation) A(nd) R(anging).

She didn't have a profile pic up, Dude... but I was like totally picking her up on BONAR right away.

by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005

Horacious

Horacious is combination of ho (slapper, skank, etc.) and voracious. Horacious is often used in a sexual context but can be used to describe other vulgar skanky ho characteristics such as tawdry attire, the ‘reverse skunk’ stripe-age shown by skanky bottle blondes, and the more abominable ho gaffes.

Chris:“Yeesh! Bro! Can you believe that! Look at the heinous skank with the outrageous sweatermeat in front of Dude’s casket! She's nonchalantly texting and holding up the line. Pretty much the most horacious thing I’ve seen this year."

by Mo Dixley August 28, 2014

beaverstick

The penis and especially an impressive penis, the beaverstick is often used in the attitude adjustment of surly women.

He was said to have wielded a mighty beaverstick in his day.

by Mo Dixley July 26, 2006