Gumby

A blowjob from a toothless woman.

"Granny's totally got it going on. 'N I'm pretty sure she could pop out 'em teeth and give up that gumby."

by Mo Dixley January 02, 2021

penis gallery

In a chatroom, 'the penis gallery' are the group who can be counted on to twist any conversation south of the border.

It was an emotive conversation until the penis gallery chirped in with their inevitable blatant double entendre.

by Mo Dixley September 16, 2005

hooked on ebonics

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.

Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'

by Mo Dixley August 05, 2005

unrequited narcissism

The deeply sardonic concept in which we find a fatuous, ineffectual and unattractive narcissist.

For obvious reasons, there are few well-known examples of unrequited narcissism.

by Mo Dixley September 03, 2005

teenanger

The ages 13-19, the 'infancy of adulthood' when physical beauty and rude animal health ironically combine with lack of resources, power and wordly wisdom to create an individual of towering self-loathing and monstrous hostility.

Pity the teenanger and remember what it was like to have the metabolism and beauty of a god, the pocketbook of a pauper, the political power of a field slave and the wisdom of a cretin.

by Mo Dixley October 17, 2005

weltanschlauung

weltanschlauung  velt-ahn-shlou-oong

–noun

The penis's often extravagantly articulated comprehensive view or image of the universe as little more than a stage for acquisition of vaginal vector.

If arguably a bit cock-eyed, my teenage weltanschlauung often had me comfortably ensconced in nubile trim.

by Mo Dixley February 16, 2010

neurotrash

Neurotrash are drug-addled losers- especially those who have developed and manifest neurological and behavorial damage from illegal stimulant drugs such as crank and crack cocaine.

"The row of Section 8 duplexes were largely populated by welfare moms, their broods and the inevitable jobless neurotrash boyfriends."

by Mo Dixley October 14, 2006