trenchcoat mafia

A loosely aligned group of misfits at Columbine High School in the time of the Columbine Shootings. Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold were members of the Threnchcoat Mafia. Harris and Klebold had advocated 'killing jocks' but ended up doing something wrong instead. 'Trenchcoat Mafia' now indicates any similar group of losers with a patina of simmering menace.
My former academic excellence went into a tailspin in my senior year. I lapsed from all good society and fell in with the school's trenchcoat mafia. We cut class en masse and hung out in the library learning boot code and posing as text lesbians in chat rooms.
by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004
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unrequited narcissism

The deeply sardonic concept in which we find a fatuous, ineffectual and unattractive narcissist.
For obvious reasons, there are few well-known examples of unrequited narcissism.
by Mo Dixley August 10, 2005
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chatastrophe

A chatastrophe is any typically sudden, disastrous event that occurs during online chat- whether in chat rooms or private messaging.
Room Two was noted as a peaceable room of cozy fellowship chat amongst civilized habitués. After Room One experienced the chatastrophe of a vengeful bot-loading booter, Room One chatters jumped ship and found their way over to Room Two like so many flotsam-borne rats. This sat uneasily upon the regulars of Two, as the Oners were a virtual rogues gallery of the more virulent personality disorders. In their turn, the Room Two chatters regarded the influx of Oners as a chatastrophe.
by Mo Dixley February 13, 2010
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nymphomercial

Infomercial featuring scantily clad tarts touting products of all sorts.
I saw a nymphomerical the other night with this chick who had monster sweatermeat.
by Mo Dixley February 07, 2005
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sweatermeat

Check out the sweatermeat on the new chick behind the counter! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Mo Dixley September 18, 2005
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GILF

Governor I'd Like to Fuck- from 40 something Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Palin was a former beauty queen (winning 2nd place in Miss Alaska) and TV sportscaster. Rumor has it that Sarah has a nice rack, but if so she keeps her sweatermeat well-hidden.
"That Sarah Palin is such a total GILF, duuuuuuude! I'd like totally fuck her!"
by Mo Dixley September 01, 2008
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mudscuttle

A White American who seems intent upon single-handedly making reparations for every wrong Black Americans have suffered at the hands of the White Man. The keynote characteristic of the mudscuttle is that he will reflexively ascribe nobility of character to Black folk. The mudscuttle imagines his behavior indicative of enlightened sophistication, when the behavior is instead a sinister form of prejudice in which bigotry has been replaced with intransigent advocacy. A mudscuttle boss will brazenly assign choice assignments to Blacks and turn a deaf ear to the most rational requests from Whites for parity in the workplace. It is typical of the mudscuttle to express nauseating levels of adoration for famous Black people, wildly disproportionate to actual accomplishment.
I'll never get promoted! My mudscuttle boss gave the last three promotions to Shaniqua, DeMontross and M'Kell!
by Mo Dixley July 21, 2011
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