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ostrichization 

The act of placing one's head in the sand
It is time you sent in your overdue tax return and stopped this ostrichization
ostrichization by Rob Walton June 21, 2005

ostricisation 

The severe poking with a hand formation which can only be compared to an ostrich's head. Most often used on the testicular area with extreme force.

A common variation is the ostrich head which involves groin punching.
I'm going to ostricise you.
I believe it is time for testicular ostricisation.

Ostracitionary 

The wiki dictionary that results when contributors are ostracized by system adminstrators.
I could not find the definition of an ostracitionary in the Wiktionary.
An ostracitionary is an incomplete dictionary.
I know its an ostracitionary because it defines the word troll but not the word ostracist.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026