Definitions by Mitch

poocat 

Poocats get all of the ladies while possesing no skills or good looks. They either dress in abercrombie clothes or hurley attire.

Why the fuck is that fine ass hunny with that poocat?

poocat by mitch May 13, 2005

dirte 

More extreme than dirty....absolutely filthy. So dirty that there are just no words to describe how grimy someone, something, anything is.

Don't trust that hooker, she is staright dirte.

dirte by mitch May 13, 2005

vadge badger 

A mamal that inserts it self into the females vagina

Holy Crap Tasha you have a vadge badger in you!

vadge badger by Mitch May 6, 2005

blogs 

plural of the popular internet word blog.

See the definition of blog for an explaination.

blogs by Mitch April 13, 2005

IANATL 

I am not a tax lawyer. Often used in internet postings and in weblogs, also known as blogs.

IANATL, but that seems like money laundering to me. I mean, come on, you can't accept money that's been through the wash.

IANATL by Mitch April 13, 2005

Mud Mask 

When u pin someone down and instinctively
fart on their face creating a "Mud Mask"

Man when i had the runs, i gave her a serious mudmask!!

Mud Mask by Mitch April 13, 2005

skeet sheet 

a girls face when you are shooting your load on her grill

your mama last night

skeet sheet by Mitch April 5, 2005