IANATL 

I am not a tax lawyer. Often used in internet postings and in weblogs, also known as blogs.

IANATL, but that seems like money laundering to me. I mean, come on, you can't accept money that's been through the wash.

IANATL by Mitch April 13, 2005

IANAL 

I am not a lawyer

IANAL, but it seems to me that the lawsuit was doomed to fail.

IANAL by ianality June 23, 2003

IANAPL 

I am not a patent lawyer

IANAPL so I can't figure out if patentable. But your invention, the wheel, sure seems like its been done before,

IANAPL by Oscaroo September 24, 2009

IANRTLB 

I Am Not Reading That Long Bullshit. Often used in response to an especially long post on a forum, regardless of the actual worth or merit of the post.

Fred: blah blah blah blah blah blah
Joost: IANRTLB.

IANRTLB by MacAddict Forums April 30, 2006

iAnal 

Sex toy designed by Steve Jobs, manufactured by the Apple Corp of Cupertino, CA.

I waited on line seven hours to get the iAnal the day it came out.

Oh, I see you have the iAnal also!

iAnal by Mr. Luke January 18, 2008

IANAL 

1. I am not a lawyer. Used to indicate that the legal advice given is not from a lawyer.

2. Used to indicate that you will assfuck a person. Often proceeded with a "U".

1. While in Slashdot.org:
SgtBurrito: IANAL, but I don't believe that you can go to jail for downloading MP3s and movies, since it is not considered to be a criminal offense.

2. After your ass gets tossed into jail for downloading "You Got Served!" on KaZaA:
Bubba: Hey bitch, IANAL U!

IANAL by RIAA Drug Dealer December 20, 2004

Ianalo 

Ianalo

Ianalo is a nick name for a girl whos name is Iara Natalia Lopez. The word 'cantaloupe is derived from the adjectives in the name 'ianalo'. Pronounced "YAH-NAH-LO"

Ianalo by Illchays December 2, 2020