58 definitions by MistahTom

Pussy Fairy

A nick-name for the booty call that visited you last night.

Bryan: How was your Friday night?
Tom: The Pussy Fairy visited me.
Bryan: Nice.

by MistahTom January 15, 2006

MTBE

Methyl Tertiary Butyl Ether. An oxidizer that was put into gasoline in California a few years back that would bump up the gasoline's efficiency. Later replaced with ethanol because it allegedly contaminated underground wells.

MTBE is bad for the environment.

by MistahTom January 15, 2006

drugstore cowboy

A poseur cowboy. One who dresses up as a cowboy to do non-cowboy activities

Todd only dresses up as a cowboy when he goes clubbing. He is a drugstore cowboy.

by MistahTom August 2, 2005

mester

Short for semester. Like semester but its actually 'mester.

I freakin' failed o. chem last mester

by MistahTom March 4, 2006

shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom July 26, 2005

Foxcatcher five

An amateur wrestling move created by multi-millionaire turned criminal John du Pont. It is executed in the down position by grabbing your opponents balls from behind.

John du Pont is a crazy mo fo who created the Foxcatcher Five.

by MistahTom December 10, 2005

urban outdoorsman

Politically correct term for a homeless person. I.E. Bum

Frisco is chock full of urban outdoorsmen.

by MistahTom July 28, 2005