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Someone who claims to have an iPod, and always uses convinient excuses not to show it (example: I lost the charger, forgot it, its dead, it doesn't work, a fat person ate it, etc.)
Oh man, that Fred is an iFraud, he never has his "iPod"
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Name for an iPod that has illegal or illicit copywrited songs on it. (I fraud the music industry)
I bought a Crapple iFraud at The Circuit Shitty
iFraud by Mistahtom September 5, 2005
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When you have your headphones on, but aren't really listening to music.
This is usually done so people don't talk to you.

No one talked to Amy on the bus because they thought she was busy listening to music. Little did they know, she was iFraud-ing.
iFraud by Annabel. January 27, 2009
A personal MP3 player not from Apple.

Johnny couldn't afford the Nano so instead he settled for the no name iFraud.
iFraud by Howmanynamesaretaken August 14, 2006

ifraud Nana 

A fake mp3 player made to look like an ipod nano.
"I got this ifraud Nana, in China Town for 20 duckets yo!"
ifraud Nana by Robin Solo April 21, 2009
When an individual tries to pull off a cheap knock off for an I-Pod.
Mauran: Damn son, check out the brand new I-Pod I got from Deeps the other night.
Manny: I hope Deeps gave you a recepit, cuz that's an I-Fraud sucka!
I-Fraud by Manny F. January 23, 2009

iFreudian slip 

When your iPhone or other on-screen keyboard mistakes what you are trying to type, possibly revealing your subconscious emotions.
A: I got your email, but what do you mean by "Pet me now!"?

B: WHAT? Oh, I was trying to write "Let me know!" iFreudian slip.

A: You mean to tell me you secretly want me to pet you?

B: No... what are you talking about? It was my keyboard.

A: But that's what a Freudian slip is: you unintentionally say something that reveals your true emotions.

B: Yeah but I said *i*Freudian slip.

A: What?

B: *i*Freudian slip. Look it up on urban dictionary.

A: ...

You're an idiot.
iFreudian slip by penis-pop September 5, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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